h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi

Thought I might introduce myself "Outside" of the Doc - the name is Russ, and it is true I am afraid - The Flying off bit. My most insane trip once was to fly to Hong Kong for the day to go shopping..........

Where would you go if you could?

Well if the insanely rich part is true too then you may be in trouble......

Pleased to meet you sir most people call me Vicky

If I could go anywhere..... hmmmmm.... I think I might like to go to australia and see the wallabies! that could be an experience!

Hi Vicky!
Ohhh, wish the rich part was true, but the Insane certainly is.

Australia, eh? It is nice there. I suppose I need to explain a bit - I work for a big airline so I get very good deals on tickets, so I have been abusing the privilage at every opportunity.

There goes the image of rich playboy.........

we can pretend you are anyway!


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Hi rich playboy Russ, I am vicky! Pleased to meet you!

Hi sweet Vicky! Fancy a ride in my new Rolls Royce over here?

Sure thing! Who could refuse such a handsome rich playboy such as yourself!

Awwwww shuks!
Right in we get - choice of CD? I have a 500 disc changer in the boot. Must have something you would like. Ohh, how about some

sounds good! Let us not play around Rich playboy Russ, I am highly attracted to you (for your wealth and power)

Aha! The old "Rich and Powerfull" ploy. I see it still has its uses!

Wellmy Evil Mercenary friend. I have booked a penthouse suite at the Waldorf Astoria, complete with Plunge Pool and hot and cold 24 hour running flunkies. There is a minibar the size of a people carrier, and enough chilled Champagne to drown in.
I also took the libertyof ordering the whole seasons collection from Janet Reger, Agent Provecateur, Victoria's Secret and Anne Summers for you to try on - at your discretion obviously!

I suggest we get to (Ahem)"Know" each other a bit better.......yes, the recline button is over there......

Typical. You get the Limo all stocked with booze and then you get stood up!

Sorry, I only just finished doing my hair!

"Doing" your hair takes THAT much time? How long is it?

Good to have you back!

Just finished fixing my dress! Oh it was cruel they made me work! But I is back now