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can any1 tell me how to work this thing? im lost it keeps going round
and round is there a chat room or not or is this it?

It's sort of a big adventure, trying to figure it all. At the moment, I am content mooching around. But, you know me, i will end up throwing a hissy fit.
I sorted out the the friends thing, by the way, not exactly as clear a a macaroon, is it?

HI MIKE, IM LOST, IM FROM DONCASTER
SOUTHYORKSHIRE
IS THIS IT THEN CHAT ROOMS?
ITS KINDA QUIET ROUND HERE
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN USEING H2G2?
ME ONLY JOINED 2DAYS AGO LOL
ARE THERE ANY GAY MALE ROOMS IN HERE?
IM DALE BY THE WAY I DONT BITE.
CHAT LATERS..

Can't help ypu i'm afraid....I'm not new but it's been a long time since I've been on this

And by the way....sorry but I don't want you putting me on your friends list....I have nothing against gay guys but I don't want to be friends with one....I'll only be friends with straight guys or bi women and I'll only have relationships with women....sorry but bye.

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Wow!!!! You have nothing against gay guys!!!! That is so nice of you. I, for one, am so grateful, I can not speak for the rest of my bretheren. But, I am sure they would want to kiss the hem of your garb, as, they they grovel in gratitude.
By the way, keep up your delusions of adequacy. And, you make sure you keep denying you ever had thoughts of mono et mono.
If you can jump start more than one of your brain cells, try and absorb this:
Has anybody told you that you seem to be a person who is so easy to ridicule?
And, please don't feel strange, next time you spend a little more time looking at a part of one of your 'straight guy' friends body.
We know that is more common than you 'straight guys' like to admit.

I have just sent some choice opinion to him.

I couldn't give a rats about your stinking opinions or your wiped thoughts, now off and I DON'T even want gay friends SO GOODBYE and GET LOST!!

Guys play nice. If you don't like each other then just unsubscribe from each other's coversations, you'll probably never have to come into contact again. h2g2is a friendly community and flaming is heavily frowned upon