Wot's all this user page stuff then?
Um, I suppose I'd better type something.Ah, I know, let's put in a link to my own web site, there's already stuff about me in there.
Hey - the link works if I type HTML directly in!
Share and enjoy?
Just nicked this from uk.education.staffroom:-
HOME ON THE WEB
(To the tune of "Home on the Range")
VERSE:
Oh give me a site,
Where the links all work right --
One that doesn't take too long to load --
Where the text can be seen,
On my 13-inch screen --
One that offers a "no-Java" mode.
REFRAIN:
Home, home on the Web,
On my 486 IBM.
Please take pity on me --
I'm still on Netscape 3,
With a 14.4-speed modem!
VERSE:
Though your video files,
Give your pages some style,
I can't read them upon my PC;
Massive graphics and sound,
Crash my system, I've found,
So please put in some "alt" tags for me!
REFRAIN:
Home, home on the Web,
On my 486 IBM.
Please take pity on me --
I'm still on Netscape 3
With a 14.4-speed modem!
VERSE:
Please don't ask me to "chat",
With your favourite cat;
I don't have an IRC code.
And don't ask me to buy,
Games for Win 95 --
My PC is way too darn old!
REFRAIN:
Home, home on the Web,
On my 486 IBM.
Please take pity on me --
I'm still on Netscape 3,
With a 14.4-speed modem!
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