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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Started conversation Mar 23, 2008
Hello! 
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Mar 24, 2008
Hi.
You'll have to excuse me - I'm not my usual cheerful self today, for a number of reasons. But please do help yourself to the 
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Mar 24, 2008
thank you, i'll put the kettle on for a cuppa to go with that
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Mar 24, 2008
of course i'm a grand master of tea and toast
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Mar 24, 2008
Well, that's alrigt then. It's not just anyone who can put a kettle on and look good in it. 
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Mar 24, 2008
Gad its a bit of a curse..............looking this good 
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Mar 25, 2008
If that's what you're like wearing a kettle... Gosh.
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Mar 28, 2008
i have got a new hat on this evening,
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Mar 28, 2008
ahh thank you
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Mar 29, 2008
you don't think the ferret it a bit much??
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Mar 29, 2008
No, not at all - the ferret adds that final touch that makes the whole ensemble *yours*. Not everyone could get away with a ferret like that.
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Mar 30, 2008
I have been trying to "make" a statement 
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Mar 30, 2008
It's also a way of resolving the debate about whether or not to wear fur. If the animal's still alive, the ethical problem is solved. 
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Mar 30, 2008
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Ivan the Terribly Average Posted Mar 30, 2008
Of course, if the fur in question is ocelot, the wearer will have to be some sort of masochist and not mind losing a bit of blood.
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Mar 30, 2008
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Apr 2, 2008
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