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Post 361

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate

Books?, music?,crackers?..............

mmm weather, I am praying for isolated showers, not enough to shut the mill an delay the end of crush, I have been so depressed an stressed, I just want it to end.............

we could always talk about dust, and how it multiplies.........


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Post 362

Ivan the Terribly Average

Crackers? That takes us straight back to US politics. smiley - winkeye

Dust? Yes, it does multiply. I wonder where it all comes from. More to the point, how is it that there's so much of it in the bedroom all the time, even though that room gets cleaned and aired more often than the rest of the house... *shrug* I wonder why I bother. If I leave the dust long enough I'll be able to roll it up like a bolt of felt...


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Post 363

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate

I have been told that after 2 years, it doesn't get any thicker,smiley - erm maybe it sufficates itself

I just noticed how thick it has become here, I got out an old toohbrush the other night an started to clean some of my dragonssmiley - yikes the dust was so thick I was looking through a haze an today it looks like I never cleaned it at allsmiley - wah

I shall become sadie in a couple of weeks timesmiley - biggrin


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Post 364

Ivan the Terribly Average

I'm trying to call up a mental picture of Sadie, but all I'm getting is an image of some chain-smoking harridan from Coronation Street, wearing a pinny and an unpleasant headscarf. I'll try again later - must be a crossed line.


Hey Ivan

Post 365

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate

smiley - laugh

picture instead loud casey chambers, or jethro tull
I usually wear a t shirt an boxers, an dance around singing, I am such a rockstarsmiley - winkeyesmiley - laughsmiley - ok an don't forget the socks, so I can slide around the kitchen........


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Post 366

Ivan the Terribly Average

That mental picture is a lot better. smiley - biggrin I especially like the sock detail. That's one way to get the floors nice and shiny clean.

Music does help - I find very loud Kate Bush or Joy Division makes it easier to clean the kitchen, and the Dandy Warhols are a good accompaniment to dusting.


Hey Ivan

Post 367

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate

glad your relivedsmiley - ok

off for an hour now, hubby wants the comp an it is that time of tuesdaysmiley - wow


Hey Ivan

Post 368

Ivan the Terribly Average

I'd better pack it in for the night. A *serious* w*rkday looms... See you tomorow.


Hey Ivan

Post 369

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate

night night mate

smiley - hug

I'll be around tomorrow smiley - smiley

good luck with w**k


Hey Ivan

Post 370

Ivan the Terribly Average

W*rk. smiley - wah A lot of things went wrong today, and in the worst possible order. We even have issues with the data cables connecting us to the network. I wish the week was over.

smiley - ale

The election in that pseudo-democracy across the Pacific is also depressing me unutterably.

How are you? smiley - smiley


Hey Ivan

Post 371

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate

good timing again, just come on linesmiley - cool

smiley - ale?

I have had another lazy day, went into town, ended up buying a cool pair of pastal pink stretch denim jeans and a nice matching shirt, thank the stars for my rockmans card,smiley - laugh they were both half price toosmiley - biggrin, pottered about the house a bit, napped, did some training with the dogs,oh, an went to the library

I soooooo don't want to go to w**k on friday, still one more day of freedom

smiley - cuddle you poor thing, it only seems to take one thing for everything to cascade out of control

I am not even thinking about the US elections, I'm not, I'm not (hands over ears) mamamamamamama I can't hear you...............well if I tell myself enough to stop thinking about it, I may even stopsmiley - erm


Hey Ivan

Post 372

Ivan the Terribly Average

Tomorrow's going to be dreadfully hectic as we put all sorts of contingency plans together. I might have to have an early night to get ready for it. *sigh* Still, I'm a day closer to retirement at least. Only about 30 years to go.

I think I'll have a smiley - redwine shortly - just as soon as I decide what to eat. I'm cooking by Yellow Pages tonight - I can't be bothered with the kitchen, or any of the food I have in the house.


Hey Ivan

Post 373

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate

being home I have been cookink, did a pork curry with peas tonight,not too bad, If I say so myself

we have thunderstorm warnings out smiley - wah not what I want right now, I just heard thunder before, I hope it goes below ussmiley - grovel

mmmm......try some thai maybe, a bit of heat might help if you have a headache


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Post 374

Ivan the Terribly Average

I think it'll be Indian, now that you've mentioned curry. smiley - drool I shall shortly go offline for a few minutes while I deal with it. (I must get broadband one of these days.)

I wish we were having another thunderstorm. I did enjoy yesterday's effort.


Hey Ivan

Post 375

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate

broadband is wonderful, we go through ozemail, $50 a month 12GB download before being slowed closest we have ever come is 5...........we leave the comp on most of the time downloading music or videos, or dvdssmiley - biggrin

The curry was loverly, made me sweat smiley - laugh


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Post 376

Ivan the Terribly Average

I ordered far too much food - it'll do for tomorrow as well. There will be a vindaloo, and a lamb-&-spinach thing, and garlic naan, and rice, and little chicken doovers as well. smiley - drool Now I just have to wait for it. smiley - zen

I've also hit the smiley - redwine. I expect I'll feel quite good, quite soon.


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Post 377

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate

ah the calmimg powers of smiley - redwine are well known, the food sounds yummysmiley - drool, I am starting to discover the delights of india, I have been buying various pastes an stuff, very yummy

I am feeling very relaxed thanks to several smiley - biggrin


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Post 378

Ivan the Terribly Average

Sharwood's pastes are good; so are Patak's, but for some reason I usually end up with Sharwood's. There's also a specialist Indian shop a few suburbs away; I must raid it next time I have the leisure. Last time I looked, I was a bit put off by various packets of stuff with the brand name 'Gits'. Come to think of it, that might be good present for someone I don't like much. smiley - evilgrin

I've now downed half a glass of smiley - redwine and I'm starting to feel a bit floppy and boneless. I wish the food would hurry up...


Hey Ivan

Post 379

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate

just remember to ear once it arrives

yes, pataks thingies are what I have been buying, they are very easy to cook an taste nice......gits sounds like a bad advert that should be in funniest adverts programs, don't think I would be tempted by themsmiley - erm I know we have an asian market here in town somewhere, so I really must find it one day...........


Hey Ivan

Post 380

Ivan the Terribly Average

Food's here! Hurrah! I am munching merrily as I type, and feeling a lot better for it. Gluttony is Good!


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