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Martini?

*Prepares a larger, much larger glass. Shall we dive in?

zdt

Hang on, I've lost me' cherry.

Oh, it's OK, I've found it.

It might need a rinse under the tap before it goes into the glass...

*sniffs the cherry*

Hmmm, you could be right. Anybody got a tap on 'em?

There was one on my shoulder a while ago, but some people called it a french fry so it flue away.

zdt

You sure it wasn't SWL's chicken?

(sorry, blatant thread crossing there!)*

It's OK, I'll rinse it with vodka.






*go on, you're intrigued aren't you!

Could you rinse me with vodka while you're at it?

Of course. Terri, you got the vodka luv?

Here's the vodka my little chickens & have dealt with the problem of Vips pooey chicken too.Plus welcomed newbies & squealed at italics.

Am I not wonderful?

zdt*currently on 3rd Vodka martini, sorry, i couldn't wait any longer*

It's nearly 1pm. I see the quack today at 4pm. By 6pm I'll be sitting here again, vodka in hand... I'd better be sober in the meantime.

It's 2 am. I've got to be at work in a few hours! Keep a space for me in the Martini!

Good luck Ivan - I'd say I'll be thinking of you but I'll be asleep. Maybe I *will* be thinking of you...

But seriously, well done for your strength so far, and I hope things pan out as best they can.

Shove over you lot..

Ooh blimey, Martini displacement!

Ohhh

It's OK, I had a glass handy.

*slurps displaced Martini*

Lil - watch out for the cherry - it's been washed in Vodka!

Ooh..

It that the thing that looks like a ?

Only smaller..

What, have you found it again? Excellent - I've lost and found my cherry twice in one night!

I thought it was mine..

You can have it if you like.