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Hi Tasha

Post 1

The 1 and only Elkherd

Greetings from the Elkmaster.

Don't panic, H2G2 is very simple really. There's a bunch of cool people linked from my page.

See ya soon. smiley - smileysmiley - winkeyesmiley - fishsmiley - bigeyes etc


your a winner

Post 2

tasha

Dear Mr Elk
I am pleased to announce that you are a winner.
Congratulations!!!
You were the first person to send a message to my page for this you win a trip to my castle built in your realm.
Hope you enjoy it, please report back on your adventure


baby, that's no lie (no that was 'everyone's a winner')

Post 3

The 1 and only Elkherd

Uh... I think I delegated that pleasure to one of my sevant Elks. I know the place inside out anyway.

What d'ya think about... RICE?


RICE

Post 4

tasha

Rice is nice


rats

Post 5

The 1 and only Elkherd

Rats are nasty. So is spam.


spam

Post 6

tasha

spam, what is the point? why not just buy ham? if is an unexplained mystery


Poem

Post 7

The 1 and only Elkherd

Whoa! (-picks himself up from being thrown across the room-)

That poem is, um, strong. I thought some of my stuff was disturbing. I guess my poems are disturbing because of what they hint at. That is just explicit.

It rocks!

Can you scream menacingly? You might make a good singer/lyric writer.


Poem

Post 8

tasha

thank you elk, i like screaming. please send me one of your poems.
--tasha


Superman was a banana in disguise

Post 9

Mark B

Hello, Tasha!!! Found yer page, amazing, it is amazing. I will write again another day. Bye!!


Superman was a banana in disguise

Post 10

The 1 and only Elkherd

That was banana man.


Supermen have no bananas

Post 11

Mark B

Heh, heh, really?!? well prehaps they are one in the same?..smiley - winkeye


Supermen have no bananas

Post 12

The 1 and only Elkherd

Bananaman was eric someone. Superman wasn't.


When eric eats a banana...

Post 13

Mark B

Now come on guys! Be fair, that is extremely rude! Especially for a kids programme! Okay I'm going to stop thinking about what I was gonna write next and quitely run away, smiley - winkeye, bye!


Run, forest, run like the wind

Post 14

The 1 and only Elkherd

Did ya see the Catbus last night. Amazing...


Like a wind

Post 15

Mark B

? See 12 Monkeys? It was cool!


Like a wind

Post 16

The 1 and only Elkherd

Does tasha ever come here anymore?


Like a wind

Post 17

Mark B

The modem of course...


We don't talk anymore...

Post 18

The 1 and only Elkherd

Why don't you e-mail me tasha? Why? Why?

CURSE YOU GOD FOR MAKING ME THIS WAAAYYGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!


We don't talk anymore...

Post 19

tasha

Mark, Elk, I am sorry it has been ages since I spoke to you my modem is relly crap but it is working now.
love
Tasha


We are detecting life...

Post 20

The 1 and only Elkherd

Cool! You're back.


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