h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

long time no see where have you been???????
btw.....sabor seems to be just as fiesty as always, he is attempting to rekindle the war
monsy

Why thank you it has been a long time hasnt it. Lets all kick sabre out

You try doing that and I'll do the same to you as I did to el total tito when he tried to get the two of us chucked out. Shout some thing, him him then run. Don't quarrel with Bazz coz he'll throw you in the bin if you touch his balls. Naming no-one *Omah*

hehehehehehe....... ahem.
I say we all get Sabre..... he was the one whoe wanted WAR!!

fine, fine, fine. War it is. *Checks his diary* Monday morning alright for you?

hmm...... lovely present for the inspectors.

*gathers all her weapons and dresses for battle*
if you think you are good enough to rumble with the best them bring it on big boy
monsy

With monsy backing me up, i CANT lose!!!
Aha! Victory is MINE!

READY!!! SET!!! CHARGE!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
monsy

AAArrrrrgggghhhhhhhh......

You silly moo, you hit the wrong person! Not that I mind of course ) lookey, he's got a moustache!

Tooth and claw, is it?

RSBohn/U37566 (Can't get involved, I'm only a number)

Your mistaken Sabre... that was the sound of my battle cry as i charge into War with you.
The was you hitting the floor.

Hey Saber, you seem to be losing a lot of blood from that head wound. Would you like a bandage?

Stop consorting with the enemy RSBohn!!!

Long time no type...

Yeah, well, I've been [THWACK] out to sea for awhile.

RSBohn/U37566

hehehe..... as good an excuse as any....

*feels the warm stickey blood dripping of his forhead*
Oh yeah now I see that yo hit me, however
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*pulls a gun from his jacket*
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*shoots at MM as MonsEy*
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*hits mm and scratches MonsEy"
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Haha. Bang your dead!

*laughs hysterically as she points to sabre and his little gun with the "BANG" flag hanging out of it*
silly boy!, you can't get rid of us that easily no put down that kiddie toy and fight like a man!!
monsy

Impossible, to fight like a man, you have to be manly.... Sabre is lacking here.