h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sounds dodgy. Heyyyyyy how do YOU know this?!

Didn't i tell you? i know everything......

Okay then, what am I thinking?

Your thinking that You really want a steak pie, and that bailey's is nicer than malibu.
Oh yes, And you really wish you lived in Wales (but that's just background thoughts..... )

You probably meant to change it and add a bit of originality, but, the quote is...
Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of ELDERBERRIES.
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Now that you're back to my pet subject...
Baileys mixed 50/50 with Jamesons' or Malibu mixed 30/70 with milk (aquired taste!) the first one is far better.

Has any one else noticed that now I'm putting a wiggly tail on my fishy it looks more like a sperm?
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"now go away you silly english K'nig'its or I will taunt you some more"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail one of the funniest films I have ever seen.

That and The Life of Brian,
"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naugthy by.."
"Brian, put down that Welsh tart and come talk to these peopel..."
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Holy Grail was far better than Life of Brian. The meaning of life was also very good in parts but the restaurant scene is vile.

Vile indeed. I have to admit that The Meaning of Life didn't really tickle me, sure it had some great parts to it, such as the miracle of birth parts 1 and 2, but the ending was really poor, like they just sort of got fed up with it (except that the dinner party was a bit amusing). I hated the Crimson Insurance Brokers though.
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Some good songs in it though.

Oh yes,
"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great..."

It's like a certain remix of a Will Smith song that appears in Austin Powers 2 (I won't go into exact detail for reasons that will become obvious),it's a song that is so much funnier the first time around just because you are not expecting it.

Oh, I don't know, I still find it funny.

Hi guys im back, and im not happy about what that b*****d Madmunk is saying about me. I know perfectly well where my hands have been but what about yours... I'm not the one with the nude pictures on the wall am i Madmunk. I know your type, your lying on the bed dreaming that your kelly jones. then you see louise standing there, then your hands start to slip, soon you find yourself undoing your belt and before you know it your using your arm muscles like theres no tommorrow. You sick and peverted freak. I wanna fight and i want it know.
By the way Holy Grail is much better than Life Of Brian.

By the way what is your real name Madmunk?

It doesnt matter what your real name is

I know his real name

that was a private joke that only Madmunk will get so go away

Well *sor-ry* but if nobody wants to talk to me here anymore then I'll have to leave. Goodbye