Jim Tim
While i sort out some facinating nuggets of information about myself, please feel free to enjoy the amusing tale below (sorry to all you Auzzies for harping on about it. It's the only success we've had since the 60's for Gods sake!).
Barry John (famous Welsh rugby union player), David Campese (Australian player) and Jonny Wilkinson are standing before God at
> the throne of Heaven.
>
> God looks at them and says; "before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in."
>
> Addressing Barry John first he asks, "what do you believe?"
>
> Barry John looks God in the eye and states passionately, "I believe Rugby to be the food of life in Wales. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so
>
> many people from the Valleys and Vales. I have devoted my life to bring
> such
>
> joy to people who stood on the terraces of the Cardiff Arms Park
> supporting
>
> their country."
>
> God looks up and offers Barry John the seat to his left.
>
> He then turns to David Campese , "and you, David , what do you believe?"
>
> Campo stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour, passion and flair
>
> are the fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing career
>
> providing a living embodiment of these traits."
>
> God, moved by the passion of the speech offers Campese the seat to his
>
> right.
>
> Finally, he turns to Jonny Wilkinson , "and you, Jonny, what do you
>
> believe?"
>
> "I believe" says Jonny "you're sitting in my seat."
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