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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Started conversation Nov 17, 2003
Trying to cut in on my territory eh? 
Well you just remember that I am the bicycle repairman at the h2g2 Assassins Guild, and nobody is taking that cushy job from me. 
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Bicycle Repair Man Posted Nov 17, 2003
Ding ding!
You don't have abicycle why are you here?
A bicycle repairing murderer? Which is the hobby? And why would I kill anyone, being the humble bicycle fizer that I am?
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Nov 18, 2003
I am not a murderer! I am an assassin! There is a big difference.
Don’t even think about trying to take the job of official bicycle repairman of the assassins’ guild from me. It’s the only reason they let me in.
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Bicycle Repair Man Posted Nov 20, 2003
Ding ding!
murderer, assasssin, is there a difference? No.
For that matter are you my business? ASsassin-murderers should be better or well not around. Anyway are you as professional? Were YOU awarded best bicycle repairs awards 42 years in a row? Neither was I its impossible. But still, I was close.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Nov 21, 2003
I dare you to go over to the assassin’s guild and call them a bunch of murderers.
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Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired Posted Dec 15, 2003
Nephew Who comes in
"Sorry to interrupt but I do not quite understand this:
---==>> GodBen wrote
...
---==>> I am the bicycle repairman at the h2g2 Assassins Guild
-==>> Bicycle Repair Man
...
-==>> bicycle repairing murderer?
...
---=>> GodBen ed
---=>> I am not a murderer!
---=>> I am an assassin!
....
-=>> Bicycle Repair Man asked
-=>> Are they not potential murderers?
--->> GodBen
--->> No!!!!!
It starts with a naming quirrel, something I can imagine if a reading fault can result in a visit, as like it seemed to have happened with us.
But then they are not potential murderers?
There springs my chain /\/\/\/\ \/\/\ !"
Dict Code Hacking, a 
Bubbles by
". o O 
an assassin is a violent killer or hashish eater O oO o."
Traveller in Time 
on his head
"I have worked it out, they are either retitred assassins or hashish eaters."
lurking on his pipe
"I really do not like it to intrude in other postings like this. But it is trange indeed."
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Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired Posted Jan 5, 2004
Traveller in Time in a strange finger leafed shrubbery
"Obvious an consumer? With such response."
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 5, 2004
Sorry but my "r" key doesn't seem to be working.
Key: Complain about this post
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- 1: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Nov 17, 2003)
- 2: Bicycle Repair Man (Nov 17, 2003)
- 3: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Nov 18, 2003)
- 4: Bicycle Repair Man (Nov 20, 2003)
- 5: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Nov 21, 2003)
- 6: Bicycle Repair Man (Nov 22, 2003)
- 7: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Nov 24, 2003)
- 8: Bicycle Repair Man (Dec 1, 2003)
- 9: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Dec 1, 2003)
- 10: Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired (Dec 15, 2003)
- 11: Bicycle Repair Man (Dec 22, 2003)
- 12: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 5, 2004)
- 13: Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired (Jan 5, 2004)
- 14: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 5, 2004)
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