h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nephew Who comes a smiley in his wheelbarrow
"Hi there, I have found this 'smiley' perhaps you can make it ? "

Traveller in Time on his head
"And I was thinking we where the only schizophrenics around here."

Schizophrenics? IF you says so...

Ding ding! Bicycle Repair Man's Bicycle Repair shop speaking, how can I help you?

Does that bicycle need fixing or is it a loan to the shop? I'll take it either way.

Now I hope you know I'm just another person taking up a new business for a while?

Traveller in Time on his head
"Keep it, I think you can make it to a big banner for your repair shop.
No I am her while my front light has ben burned out. It is a halogene light. And do not try to sell me a backlight as wel, just the front light is broken."

Ding Ding! Service industry doing a service.

Ah well repairs are free, follow me, frontlights are over here, halogen up there, backlights back there, its like a venn diagram they all come together in the ceiling. You'll need the middle right side where front and halogen meet, unless you want to upgrade to strobe? That'll really make cars realize you're coming!

Traveller in Time halogen bulb in his hand
"Tanks, do you have any idea how to open up the front light? It has got rubberbands round it. But I can not see where it is supposed to open. Do I twist or turn, bend or screw? "

Ding ding further service.



Hack!

You'll need a screwdriver I've got one right here, here you go.



I do not claim responsibility to any damage you may cause to that bicycle.

Traveller in Time just finished repairing the head light of an off-line bicycle
"Thanks for the help. Here, you can have the old bulb, perhaps you can find someone to fix it."

Nephew Who some chains in his wheel barrow
"Hi there, look what I have found. The chains were on the metal dump on a shipyard. < A2004742 >"

Ding ding back at my desk,
whoa thanks. nice bicycle.


*Takes the old bulb*, more for the stock, very nice.