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Hello shiftyshug, and welcome to H2G2.




This is the coolest site on the Internet, so much to see and do!!
Firstly let me say that I am pedboy, and will attempt to answer any questions that you may feel needs asking, for example Smileys and other wonderful stuff.
I am an ACE (Assistant Community Editor) here who sole purpose in life right now is to make YOU feel welcome at H2G2.
I could go on and on about how wonderful this site is, and all the cool and interesting people here, but if you want to explore go ahead!!

Here are a few smileys to get you in the spirit (here is my fav) the fun part is that if you click on any it will take you to the smiley page, really cool !!

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I am new what do i do now -A868098
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Some pages are so special, they are called <./>thepost</.> and <./>askh2g2</.> to mention only the tip of the wonderful site, so
<./>welcome</.> and enjoy, if there is anything I my be able to help you with, just leave me a message.







pedboy®

Hi pedboy,sorry to interupt(HE HE HE) shifty doesn't need help....He needs a miracle hahahahaha Love Pinky hahahaha Ooooops !!! Hi Tig hahaha xa xxx

now then miss pinky i said now then see the thing is i think ur ,lovely shop would look even better with some blackpudding and bacon in the window appen i have some you can have for a little cost enough to fill a good mates plate as i was just saying to our ash the way to a mans heart is through his belly and not the flowers called blackpool belles or sunderland rose neigh lad ,well best be off theres a pint needs supping and a lancs hotpot waiting bless bett oooooo aye from ur loving fred xxxxxxx

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha You should come into business with me hahahahaha You can sell the blackpuddings and I can decorate them with holly hahahahahaha Your sounding more like Fred everday hahahaha we could make fortunes !!! Or go bankrupt very quickly hahahahahaha Ok I'm off MORE holly wreaths to make and the mistletoe is due for delivery this afternoon !!! See you soon Love Pinky xxxxxx

TIG !!!! This system keeps booting me.......Ok you can stop laughing now,it's really not that funny and I'm getting annoyed !!!! It tells me I MUST have a TOP LEVEL ELEMENT !!!! SO ??? I have an eye level grill on the cooker ,does that count ? The TV lounge is on the ground floor !!! Should I move the tv upstairs ??? What are they on about ???? God I hate technology !!!!!!! Speak to me !!!!!!!!!! NOW !!!! Where are you when I need you ?? Eating blackpuddings no doubt !!!! Love Pinky xxxxx hahahahahahaha

MMMMMMMM NOT SURE WHAT THAT MEANS I KNOW WHEN I SOMETIMES SIGN IN 2 YOOME I GET MGS SAYING UR TOP BOX IS OUT OF MEM OR THIS OR THAT I JUST RE SIGN IN AND IT WORKS AS NORMAL I THINK ITS BLACKPUDDINGS IN THE SYTEM OR A NICE BIT HAGGIS I SAY A NICE BIT HAGGIS LOL XX

HAHAHAHAHA YOU COULD WELL BE RIGHT YOU KNOW HAHAAHAHA HAGGIS !!!! THATS THE PROBLEM !!!! NOW WHERE DID I PUT MY SHOTGUN ??? HAHAHAHA SEE YOU SOON LOVE PINKY XX XXXXXX

hahahaha its that time again lol

I KNOW IT IS hahahahahahahahahaha Happy Happy hahahahahaha NOT !!!! Love Pinky xxxx