h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Your message here. Please leave a message! Please."Your Wish Is My Pleasure Mate As You Did So Trancend That Which Most Common Folk I Find Will Find Hard To Accept But Shall Ond Will Ond Must In Due Time."

Mr. Valkyrie You Did Thus Call Me Lad Or Lass And We With Men Not Gods Globally Including Our Sweet Latino American "M" Say Much Obligation Lord Valkyrie:006 Has To The Entire United Kingdom Ond The Entire United States Of America Ond The Entire Blinking United Nations As Well As To The Vaticano Citidad. Eh?

Truly Your Very Own Mr. Valkyrie:006,

Lord Valkyrie

Just Trying To Hang In There Being Normal Ond, Well, Immortal.
Yet Still To The Arch Angel Death I Say As Choser Of The Slain, Thanks.

Thanks for dropping by my space Lord Valkyrie! How are you enjoying Chicago? And good luck with being normal. I find it very difficult myself.

July 23, 2004

Hello Chum, Your Valkyrie:006 Presently Online.

I Was Born Into A Military Family Here In Chicago.

It Was Not Until Adult Life That I Final Did The Genetic Search Of My Roots That I Discover Exciting Fact About Royalty, Dignitaries On Top Of My On Oh So Exsuberant Clever Ond Well Documented Clever Genius Self On Many Many Charts In Many Many Distant Lands Including Terra Firma.

Earth. Such A Fine Sphere. Being In Contact With My Lord God Those Of Us Sitting In Chicago At Our Many PC's Agree. There Is Firmament Above Way Out Into The Distant Heavens Yet Sculpted Bi The Gods Far Beyond This Thunderdome Well Beyond The Sight Of High Technology Such As The Hubble Space Telescope Which Motals Depend Unable To Travel Bi Thought.

Earth. Such A Fine Sphere. Never Forget Atlantis Chum Says Hellen Of Troy Ond All Men Not Gods In Patmos Ond Prague. See You Again Soon.

Truly 006,

Lord Valkyrie