Chicken's power
When you take a look at a chicken,the first thoughts are: "Why this stupid wingless kind of bird does move the head up and down for every step it makes?Why this fearfull weaky thing just run away screaming some strange noise as you want to feed it? Why the females take care of eggs all day long,with so much attention, to finally accept seeing them going away when you want a juicy omelette?Why the mighty Lord created such a stupid animal?!?..". Well,i'm sure it's a conspiracy...Think about that:THEY-ACT-TO-LET-US-THINK-THEY-ARE-STUPID-ANIMALS!!!!! They have planned something huge,they have a unsuspected communication net,they have contacts among humans and soon, we'll realize it's too late to stop them... I already started some investigations in France (i'm french) and now i'm here in Sweden,i'm going to find out what is really going on! If you have any suspicions,any proves,if nobody believes you when you say that you've seen ONE doing an uncommon step-dance in front of another one (a special code ),if you have seen some of them mutilating themselves or slicing their own wrists with the wires (to swear allegeance to their local-leader ),etc...JOIN THE "WORLD VS CHICKENS"CLUB. (I hope soon I'll have my own Home page with pictures and stuff,and then I'll reveal to the face of earth the truth...) By the way : I don't belong to any of their humans-composed sects (Yes!!,they even have some contacts in Vatican.),as my nickname could figure it...As a matter of fact,it helps me to remember my duty,every day, when I get up and say to myself : "No!The human race will not eat seeds today!"Conversations
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| USA needs to Import Humor | Aug 5, 1999 | Jan 25, 2001 |
| Zut alors | Aug 10, 1999 | Sep 17, 1999 |
| Ca c'est une bonne idée! | Aug 10, 1999 | Aug 17, 1999 |
| Man with irritating mobile phone: an update. | Aug 10, 1999 | Aug 11, 1999 |
| Everything taste like chicken,hum?... | Aug 4, 1999 | No Replies |
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