h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why did i change it you ask, well i went and deleted my old one by accident
Sorry i haven't been around yet again, but i have been on a wee break to Blackpool for a rest.
I needed Tony for all the things that have been happening lately.
How are you anyway i hope that i find you well.
xx*Nats*xx

Glad to hear you're fine, and well done on name.
Went to a county show and it was fun, even though it poured down with rain during the morning. Bought cheeses and sausages. Wandered around all the tents and saw all the shows Glad it dried up for the sheepdog trials and police dog exhibition.Great day out.Went into the food and wine tent and tried all the freebies.

So you like my new name then, thanks Tony that has cheered me up
Oh i would have loved to watch the police dog exhibition, i love dogs but i can't really have them with me being in a flat.
Well it sure sounds that you had fun, i think that i would aswell with all that going on.
How are you anyway i hope that i find you well.
xx*Nats*xx

Yup, well. to keep missing you. Have a dog, even though I am in a flat. It was my mother's she passed away in 2000 and I inherited the doggie. I don't object as she is a sloppy friendly little thing.
Going away for the weekend on 14th. Going to a Ladies Festival in Bournemouth. Been to this hotel twice, and not really keen on it, although the food is fantastic.

Always rains when I go there too, but I'm hoping for better luck this time.
Colleen keeps trying on different dresses as she cannot make up her mind what to wear. I say she'll look nice, no matter what. But what ever I say it's always wrong The dress is either too formal, or too sexy or too thin......
Still I'm sure what ever she will look nice.

whatever you do don't tell he her it makes her bum look big

There is no answer to that!!! It doesn't aactually as she's quite good that way.

The other to avoid is. If you come home and find her naked on the couch with an apple in her navel, don't ask her what she's done with the fruit bowl.

lmmfbo....fruit ibowl would be the last thing ng on my mind

That's what I say. Go straight to the core of the matter and get stuck in

aye leave no fruit untasted

A good bunch of grapes. A nice peach and the plums.......

Oh Tony didn't you know that all us women are fussy of what to wear, well some of us are and i know that i am lol
I am sorry for missing you too, as you can see i only come on now and again lately.
I am mostly by the phone now waiting for news over Natasha, and i am very proud to tell you that she is coming on brilliant now

Bournemouth mmm i have never been there before, what's it like there, i have heard that is lovely there and i hope that you have a nice time too.

I can't wait for the meet in July now, cos i am eager to get there now
We will be staying in Stuarts place in Kent, and now i can't wait to see him again

Oh well i am going to take a look around to see who is on, and i am going to see if i have any more postings.

Catch you soon
xx*Nats*xx

Hi Nats
Yup, I know women like to have a choice depending on the mood and the mood of the room. I think she wants to take the wardrobe. The car's not that big.
Glad to hear Natasha is fine.
Still trying to loose weight. I was 2 inches too big in the waist for the tux. But I'm geting there. The cummerbund hides a multitude of sins.Shouldn't be all that big, I'm always walking the dog and for long walks l;asting about 30 mins most walks. I do a lot of walking in the job too. perhaps I shoulkd go for a Had to drop out of the gyms after all the knee and back problems and opperations.
Still, I'm getting there. Hate being overweight. Always used to be slim and want to get back to that. Worse problem was when I gave up smoking 28 years ago, that's when I started to put on weight. I could always hold jy breath and suck my tummy in....Well that may not be one of my better ideas.

Hi Tony

We seem to miss each other a lot more now these days, but that's about to change soon i am pleased to say
Hey you will have to get a bigger car for her then, i don't know you men should know us women by now lol
Oh Natasha is getting on brilliant now, and i am so made up and i can't wait to go and see her again.
I wish that i could stop smoking again for it's getting me down, i seem to be smoking more now since i started again last year
Oh well one will never know that i might one day, but i wish that it was now i can tell you.
I can't seem to imagine you big at all l Tony, i can see you sitting there at your desk all muscular and fit, well that's my impression anyway
I guess that you are like me with allall kind of operations, since i have been in the world i have had 8 and i hope to see no more either.
a gym i haven't seen a gym in 7 years, i think that i might start going aactually.
Thanks Tony you have made me wanting and eager to go now, well not this minute but in the middle of the year.
Oh my goodness i think that i have just wrote you a novel what do you reckon lol
xx*Nats*xx

A novel can be a few lines long.
The longest short story in the world was;
He played the violin badly, she said, as she handed the pistol to the policeman.


In that is a whole story in itself.

Yeah i guess you are right lol

I haven't heard of that short story at all.
How are you anyway i hope that you are well.

your both nuts

So far so good. Just got in so nothing's had time to go wrong yet.
You were right in your discription. Arnold Schwarzenegger, is that how it's spelt, looks like Twiggy compared to me. Bruce Willis is a wimp and Jean Claude Van Damme pales into insignificent compared to my rippling frame. Steven Seagal is a nobody and Chuck Noris just doesn't match up. I thinking about applying for the next James Bond film as Bond himself. I have the tux.
Alright, I'm lying, ok. God you women you extract everything, don't you. Is there nothing we can do against your wily womanny ways?
Damn it.
I'm five 11 and a 54 years old with a 40 inch waist, ok. Now you know don't you!!!

Wow Tony i didn't know you were that tall, i will fo missing if i stood next to you.
I am only 5ft 2 so i am a little shorty lol
Oh i know now yes i do but it doesn't make you a less of a person, in my imagination you still better of all the above.

Hey Iain speak for yourself i am still after you don't forget, and when i get ya you are in for a hiding lol

Nuts? Leave my nuts out of this. Both of them.
Hey if you are bashing up Iain, can I watch?

Of course you can watch i'm sure Iain won't mind lol
My ing system is doing my head in now, it is on a go slow today and it's going into Besties page