h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*comes in. puts some food in the fridge, and leaves some party hats on the table*

SURPRISE!!!


I thought I should shout it now in case it isn't a surprise later.

*goes and sits in a wardrobe for the next 6 days or so*

oh rats, you beat me too it!
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*looks around, wonders where she should hide*

*mumbles from the wardrobe*

Try the hole under the sofa.

thanks

*goes and crawls into the small hole under the sofa*


......


*crawls out again*
*grabs two party hats. opens the wardrobe door a crack and hands one to job*

here.... wear this
its black....

*puts her party hat on and crawls back into the hole under the sofa*

*Mumbles*

Its not its green with blue and yellow stripes but I'll wear it anyway.

*from the hole under the couch*
well yeah.... but this one is cooler.... with silver sparkles and stuff.....
but thanks for wearing it. i know yellow's your favorite color...

*wanders in and starts putting up streamers and balloons*

I love a good party, especially when there's a reason to celebrate

*peaks out from under the couch*

hello tanzen!
nice to see you

.......i wonder where jerms is, i would have thought he'd be here by now.......

*notices Arisztid under the couch*

I hope it's clean under there, you wouldn't want to get fluff on your clothes

*wonders if there's a vaccuum somewhere nearby*

*stops wondering*

Maybe he's trying to suprise us ??

its ok its really clean under here
but thanks for the concern

oh, and i know where he is now. he cant log onto the computers at uni.
so nothing to worry about.

so....are you going to hide so you can jump out and yell suprise when he eventually does come?

Ahhh, that gives me enough time to find a good hiding spot!

*runs around, frantically looking for a spot to hide*

*is reminded of a Monkee's song*


Now they've darkened all the windows
And the seats are naugh-a-hyde.
I've been waiting for an hour,
I can't find a place to hide....

*wonders what naugh-a-hyde means*


*hides behind the curtains*

*also wonders what that is*
*doubts she'll find it in the dictionary*

I dunno. Isn't there a giant spider under that sofa?

Kidding kidding.



Its a snake.

*nearly falls out from behind the curtains*

Hey look a falling curtain girl.

spider!? SPIDER!!!!????????
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*quickly scrambles out from under the couch*

*jumps in the wardrobe with job, and shuts the door. thinks that any spiders, or snakes cant get in now*

Lets play sardines!!!

How long have I been in here?

*Muffled sneeze from behind the oven*