h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If I met a girl like me I'd marry her...unfortunately, the closest I got to that girl has moved to Canberra ...but it's probably for the best, I don't think my boyfriend would approve (even though he has met her and quite liked her too )

Oh, I am, as a general rule, very tactful, it comes from years of trying to figure out what people wanted me to say. Now I'm fairly careful about what I say, it's how I ensure people will do as I will them

And of course, the more people on your side, the less who will laugh at you when you fall off the tram

Oh sorry, I have the memory of a ...yes, I w**k, and am (supposed to be) w**king right now...but you know, as far as office b***hes go, I'm alright

Canberra's not too bad. You can always visit? Takes a while, but it could be worth the trip...

Um. So what /is/ your will? Should I be worried? Or do you just want to not be w*rking?

I'm supposed to be working now too... got my assignment open in another desktop. Sorry if I'm taking too long to reply and not being enough of a distraction... it's hard to keep jumping between "What a cool fish smiley" and "if (leftSubttree == null) {parent.setLeftChild(current.getRightChild());}"

Nah, Canberra's not too bad, but it's so far away!! I went and visited her last year, and she came down a few weeks ago, so at least we get to stay in contact to some degree

What is my will ??

To be honest I'm not entirely sure at the moment...I keep battling against weird girly urges to settle down and have kiddies...unfortunately the boy I'm seeing is destined to break my heart...but at least I don't have to concern myself with delusions of "happily ever after"

Don't worry either ...I'm somewhere in between explaining my evil plans and tabulating evaluation forms...now if I mess this up I could get the sack

Well my will is... a piece of paper sitting in the public trust office. Well it's about the best I have at the moment.

I have nothing to leave anyone when I die...no point making a will as I doubt they'll be fighting over my cds

Has anyone laid claim to them yet?

I think it's more likely they'll be trying to fob them off to everyone else...I'm not the most musically "with it" person

lol!

Well w**k finished about 45 minutes ago but I can't be @rsed going home just yet...got trivia at the pub...with me Dad

...oh, did I mention I'm not "with it"

(I just had a *little* too much ...feeling a little )

"...feeling a little "?? How does the alien feel about this?

Well he's smiling isn't he ??

And wouldn't that be the way...by the time I get back through all the people I haven't replied to...it's hometime...

lol! I know the feeling! You're not the only one... I really should be getting on with my assignment... and Arisztid Lugosi's eyes must be falling out of her skull by now, it's so late over there.

Have a good evening babe!

It's not even lunchtime yet and I still wish I was at home...so flippin' tired for no good reason...

I’m half dead…I look like crap, and my hair has more width than length…

…and last night was my night off – I should be good!!

Oh well, we're one day closer to Friday anyway

What do you mean? It /is/ friday?!

*holds sides*

oh stop it...you're killing me...so funny...



Yes, it is Friday *now*

and all the better for it

How goes it in sunny NZ then ??

Strangely sunny... if it comes to it.
Every time I hear the weather report in the morning it's saying things like 'three major Wellington suburbs are cut off, due to flooding and slips... snow down to 200metres in the central north island... snow on mt te Aroha for the first time in thirtysomething years... and the Napier-Taupo highway is finally open again, the first major highway in the north island to open in three days... expect more of the same... conditions not likely to improve..."
When I finally open my curtains I get blinded by a bright, warm, sunny day!
I don't know what those met service folk are on, but it's certainly working!...

Actually I suspect it's just a freak of nature that Hamilton's the only place having decent weather. Well... maybe not.

You? Looking forward to pub o'clock?

Maybe whatever *you're* on is what's doing the trick ??

Unfortunately I'll not be seeing my pub this weekend ...off to Tasmania with the boy to meet his brother...that will be good and terrifying...

...I wonder how hard it is to smuggle hard drugs into Tasmania...I fear it's the only way I'll be able to survive

lol!
Whatever it takes...
Hope his brother turns out to be cool... maybe the trip will even be fun??!

I'm sure he's brother *is* cool...I hear all the time about how cool he is...

...the problem is that I'm not

...oh well, hopefully I can muster up enough charm to woo him



Oh well, the important thing is it's Friday ! And less than two and a half hours left of w**k at that !!

Yay for friday!

You're going out with the guy's brother; that's got to count for a lot in his eyes...
Besides, you don't need to woo him; he's stuck with you anyway!