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Jerms - a Brief flicker and then gone again. Started conversation Jul 8, 2005
Today's journal was going to be brought to you by the letter 'R', and be a happy mention of my new (unofficial as yet) girlf.
Due to the London attacks (
and astral 
s), I'm guessing the hootoo servers are still a little undermanned. Plus I find myself using a dial-up connection at the moment. So this will be brief.
Girlf, M, is short, cute, sweet, pure, innocent, naieve(sp?), pink, fluffy, cuddly, shy, and, surprisingly, a nefarious evildoing nymphomaniac demon. 
That's all you get to find out for now. 
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Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You! Posted Jul 8, 2005
Can I have her when youre finished whoever you are?
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Arisztid Lugosi Posted Jul 8, 2005
jerms?
wheres your name gone!?
yay! congradulations!!! hugs to you!
hope you're happy
seems that you are.
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Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!" Posted Jul 8, 2005
~*~Girlf, M, is short, cute, sweet, pure, innocent, naieve(sp?), pink, fluffy, cuddly, shy, and, surprisingly, a nefarious evildoing nymphomaniac demon.~*~
Doesn't sound like /quite/ my type.
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Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque Posted Jul 8, 2005
too good to be true 
however on closer examination seems likely to be Jerms anyway
sweet as he is he is not my type (judging from what he has posted) anyway
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Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You! Posted Jul 9, 2005
I'm too busy for a girlfriend at the moment. Too busy planning which happy couple to break up next. MWA HA HA HA HA.
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tanzen Posted Jul 11, 2005
Aww bless 
Hope all works out well for you kid. And just remember that, as unlikely as it seems to be, sometimes life *is* too good to be true 
Good luck 
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Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You! Posted Jul 12, 2005
Thank you.
Was that aimed at me?
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Jerms - a Brief flicker and then gone again. Posted Jul 19, 2005
Yes it was me.
It seems someone didn't like my tagline; it got moderated. 
M and I are still getting on very well, which is nice. It's rare for me to spend so much time around someone and not get sick of them.
Although I /am/ getting sick, but that's because I haven't had enough sleep. Screw it, I can sleep when I'm dead.
She's very cute. Even without meaning to. She woke me up the other night by saying 'Bing!' in her sleep.
Her pet rat has just had babies too; they're almost as cute as she is. Yay for little baby fuzzy squeakers. 
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Jerms - a Brief flicker and then gone again. Posted Jul 19, 2005
Oh by the way she's now an official girlfriend, instead of unofficial. 
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Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You! Posted Jul 19, 2005
Congratulations. I want a rat, my hamster died two weeks ago today. Or perhaps three, I can't remember. Either way he's dead now so I'm looking for a new pet.
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Jerms - a Brief flicker and then gone again. Posted Jul 26, 2005
M's pet rat just had thirteen babies. If you were closer I'm sure she would give you a couple.
As it is, I'm thinking about taking a couple. I'd need a cage though, and I can't afford to buy one. Pity.
Sorry to hear about your hamster.
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Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You! Posted Jul 26, 2005
Thats life, ashes to ashes, dust to dust, macdonalds burger to macdonalds burger etc etc.
I can't have rats. They make my dad sick. As soon as I leave for college I'll get a mice or two. Until then I'll probably just stick with nothing and use the extra money to buy a bass guitar and an ipple piercing.
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Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!" Posted Jul 28, 2005
Nonsense! Hamsters are /way/ better than any of the other rodents!
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Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You! Posted Jul 28, 2005
Except that a hamster couldnt dangle of a cage with it's tail.
Unless you put a really big weight on it....
But if hamsters are better than other rodents why would you want to do that.
Oh by the way, I'm digging a frog pond to put my sisters tadpoles in so I may well be having frogs. WOO!
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- 1: Jerms - a Brief flicker and then gone again. (Jul 8, 2005)
- 2: Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You! (Jul 8, 2005)
- 3: Arisztid Lugosi (Jul 8, 2005)
- 4: Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!" (Jul 8, 2005)
- 5: Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque (Jul 8, 2005)
- 6: Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You! (Jul 9, 2005)
- 7: tanzen (Jul 11, 2005)
- 8: Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You! (Jul 12, 2005)
- 9: Jerms - a Brief flicker and then gone again. (Jul 19, 2005)
- 10: Jerms - a Brief flicker and then gone again. (Jul 19, 2005)
- 11: Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You! (Jul 19, 2005)
- 12: Jerms - a Brief flicker and then gone again. (Jul 26, 2005)
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- 14: Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!" (Jul 28, 2005)
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