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Jesus: Misunderstood?

Post 61

Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!"

Sure, you bet.

smiley - boing


Jesus: Misunderstood?

Post 62

Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You!

Does anyone want a new job?


Jesus: Misunderstood?

Post 63

Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!"

I want /a/ job. Would you care to be mine?

smiley - boing


Jesus: Misunderstood?

Post 64

Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You!

Ok. One careful owner.

The dents and scratches are from the 127 not so careful owners.


Jesus: Misunderstood?

Post 65

Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!"

Don't worry, I promise I'll take good care of you.

*Accidentally drops him on a bed of nails.*

smiley - boing


Jesus: Misunderstood?

Post 66

Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You!

It's ok. I realise that was an accident....


As is you repetitevly kicking me in the head.


Jesus: Misunderstood?

Post 67

Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!"

It's the result of a nervous muscle twitch I'm sorry to say.

smiley - boing


Jesus: Misunderstood?

Post 68

Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You!

Thats alright. What about the electric drill in my groinal regions?


Jesus: Misunderstood?

Post 69

Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!"

That's my alternate personality: Crayak The Sadistic.

Bad Crayak, stop that. *Slaps Crayak's wrist.*

smiley - boing


Jesus: Misunderstood?

Post 70

Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You!

It's ok. Just it kinda hurts when you jump repetitively on my shins whilst wearing lead boots.


Jesus: Misunderstood?

Post 71

Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!"

Well that's for your own safety. You see I've learned that your shins contain a radioactive element and I'm attempting to stamp it out for you.

smiley - boing


Jesus: Misunderstood?

Post 72

Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You!

You no I'm beggining to get the impression you're enjoying this.


Jesus: Misunderstood?

Post 73

Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!"

Enjoying this? You think I'm some sadistic moron who thinks it's fun to hurt his Job?

smiley - boing


Jesus: Misunderstood?

Post 74

Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You!

You're right I don't know how I could think that.

*The sound of a jawbone breaking is heard*


Jesus: Misunderstood?

Post 75

Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!"

You shouldn't be chewing rocks you know. Here, let me help you with that. *Pokes Job in the eye while trying to fix his jaw.*

smiley - boing


Jesus: Misunderstood?

Post 76

Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You!

OW! Oh it's alright, I've got another one.


Jesus: Misunderstood?

Post 77

Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!"

Indeed.

smiley - boing


Jesus: Misunderstood?

Post 78

Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You!

Yes. Moving on...


Jesus: Misunderstood?

Post 79

Arisztid Lugosi

man... you guys are with a capital W.......


Jesus: Misunderstood?

Post 80

Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You!

Weird no, Dillusional (with a capital D) Definately.


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