h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Buh. I'm not sure what you hope to get from it, but sure, why not?

well i want to know what people think about horoscopes....
what do yo think about horoscopes?

Ah. Well... I think they're too general to be of use most of the time; trying to compartmentalise 1/12th of the population at once is going to do that, of course. But they're still amusing to read...

Pity they're not more personal; I could have done with the occasional one saying: "Don't get out of bed today. Seriously."

thats true. it is too general. and some things i read dont fit.... by horoscopes i meant the ones that tell you about your personality...

and sometimes i could use someone telling me to not even wake up.

Yeah I'm supposed to be a Leo and I only fit a handful of the Leo traits; luckily they're mostly the good ones!

well of course the good ones!!!
that goes without saying!

i seem to fit a fair few of libra traits... but not tha bad ones.... darned horoscope said a few nasty things about me.
good thing i dont believe in them!

I pick up my bad traits from other constellations, aparrantly.

Don't know much about libras. What're you supposed to be like, in a horoscopic way?

well i can give you the whole two pages or i can give you the highlights...

but i think i'll just tell you what my friend said she thought was true about me....
Librans too are among the most civilized of the twelve zodiacal characters and are often good looking

They have elegance, charm and good taste, are naturally kind, very gentle, and lovers of beauty, harmony

But their characters are on the whole balanced, diplomatic and even tempered.

Librans are sensitive to the needs of others and have the gift, sometimes to an almost psychic extent, of understanding the emotional needs of their companions and meeting them with their own innate optimism

are very social human beings

thats what she said she thought was true about me.

the one thing i dont think she mentioned was that libras are greedy for praise. and i think its kinda true. i like praise... if someone says something nice about me it makes me all happy inside... however i'm also very sensitive to bad things people say... and i think overly sensitive....

Status:
Civilised - check.
Good looking - status unknown but almost certainly true.
Elegant - check.
Charming - check.
Good taste - check.
Kind - check.
Very gentle - check.
Lover of beauty - check.
Lover of harmony - check.
Balanced - check.
Diplomatic - check.
Even-tempered - check.
Sensitive to the needs of others - check.
Empathetic - check.
Optimistic - check.
Very social - status variable, need suitable definition of 'social'.
Greedy for praise - status unconfirmed.

Conclusions:
Subject confirmed to be a Libra!
Recommended course of action: Give subject more praise, wherever possible. She deserves it.

awww... thanks jerms!
i'm definately in a much better mood!!!

how do you do it?

well anyway well done, and thanks


i love this smiley too its so cute!

*bows* Well you really do deserve any extra praise I happen to find lying around that nobody's using...

I'd love a copy. Could you get my email addy of the band website (Rob's page) if it's still there or I could organise one of the other members to give it to you or something. And I could send you the money if you don't mind it in British Currency. Only I have alot of posts to respond to atm and don't have time for emails.

thanks jerms.

i just got home from the fair. it was really fun, but every now and then i still get this spinning sensation, or i feel like i'm on that spinny gravity ride....

WooooOOO Dizzy.

Hey Job, I can't just e-mail the movie to you! It's far too big. I need a postal address! Or do you want me to e-mail you and get you to e-mail me your address in reply?

Found out last night that the film was part of the international film festival which has been touring the country. It was free to download it and my doppelganger missed it at the festival, so he got a copy off the 'net instead, and passed it on to me.

Yeah if you email me I'll send you my address and send you the money back (but it'll have to be in British Stirling I'm afraid). Unless you don't want the money of course...

If I ask Gaz or Jon to give you my email address you'll have to get it off one of them from the band webpage. I'll keep them informed if I speak to them later. Can't text them coz I got no cred.

I'm not too fussed about the money at the moment; I bought some blank CDs the other day and I can afford postage; it would only have been a couple of pound anyway.




Er, Job? Where did your website go?

http://www.actofsupremacy.o-f.com/home.htm

I've asked Jon to give you my address so if you email him just saying who you are that you're off h2g2 an that you want my email address he should give it to you. And refer to me as job not rob when you email him. If thats cool and all.

Done and done!

Good good. Look forward to an email then.

'scuse me while i go and cry quietly in the corner, by myself...

* goes and sits in the corner all curled up in a little ball*



.... dont worry, its nothing all that bad... i'm jsut feeling a little sad that i dont have as much time for h2g2 as i'd like... and now to shorten time even moer i've got a job for friday nights. and it starts tonight... oh i'm so nervous...