h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Perhaps you can post MP3s on your site? That's what my ex-flatmates did.

*nods approving ly*
yes that'd be a good idea!
then i wouldnt have to strain my ears...

Well we would but we havent even written many of our songs yet let alone record them. And we have a *bleep* producer but thats not his fault. Its just hes the only person we know with a recording studio in his room.

Don't bother with a recording studio. Just have a microphone plugged into the computer. A bit shabby, but hey it works.
Of course, it works /better/ if you have several microphones and a mixer, but those are traits you can perhaps look for in a future producer. If you have /a/ recording, you may be able to get contacts to be able to get better recordings. And eventually, a gig.

We can get gigs, only thing is we need a computer in the garage where we record. Which is a problem, so if were moving the computer in there it may as well be the one with all the mixers etc on.

So what's stopping you?

well job, if you're interested theres a music studio here where i live. and i know enough to record you... i may not know how to mix it all pro... but i can record...
i uesd to work there... i loved it so much, and i would go back in a heart beat unpaid even... but only if A was recording...

i miss A...
too bad hes gone... thats the reason i dont work there anymore... we no longer have a technician..

thanks jerms

What's stopping us? Well for one we've never had a practice with the vocalist. 2. We can generally not play that well anyway. and 3. The gigs we can get are in awkward places to far to carry a drum kit.

Oh.
Well, I can't really help with any of that from here. And all I can say is: 1. Get off your a**e and practice! 2. Get off your a**e and practice! And 3. Get off your a**e and kidnap someone with a van!

How the heck are you going to become a famous rock star and let me be one of your roadies if you don't?

good question....
and how will i get to come to concerts and get autographs and, and and....



well anyway.... mmm... i'm eating a really good pommagranate. i seriously doubt thats how you're supposed to spell that...
in a lot of ways they seem to be a kind of stupid fruit...

Stupid fruit?
What, you mean a lower IQ than your average eggplant or something?

nooo.. thats not quite what i meant...

i meant that its like just a little tiny bit of actaul fruit around a little seed... its kind of inconvineant to eat....

I noticed that.

How come passion fruits don't taste nice. They should be sweet not sour.

thats a good question, you'd think they'd be the most delicious fruit in the world!
..but i've never actaully had a passion fruit...

I reccomend you try it.

And have a glass of ANYTHING to take the taste away.

is it that bad??
if it is maybe the name was a joke, or perhaps invented by someone trying to sell them...

I /like/ passionfruit! You sure you're not just eating them green, Job?
Sure they're not the sweetest fruit in the world, but they're not /that/ bad!

hmm... maybe i'll have to try some passion fruit....