h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

trees are for outdoors anyway wonder what bright spark thought "i know, I'll cut down a tree and stick it imm my lifing room and decorate it" here use my im having a on mine this year

erm i can'nt remember who it was that came up with the idea of having a tree inside but it's a kinda nice idea as they do look lovely when there decorated although after what i watched yesterday i'd never have a real tree again

actually we've bought a new

i'll keep my then yeah i know what you mean about real trees soil gets all over the place n its murder watering them have to go cut down the neighbors tree because i aint got one in my garden now

oooh no did'nt you see the programme the other night about the woman that bought a real try only to find there was a poisonous snake in it that had bite her and she though it was the tree that had just scratched her and she nearly died and was in hospital for ages.

didnt see it, just goes to show what dangers there lies in having a real tree in your house. still i'll maake sure theres no snakes in mine so now tell me who ever thought of having a tree in their living room was a great idea

well it still is a great idea as long as it is'nt a real tree

mind you since it happened to her she's never had a real one since and i can'nt say i blame her either the poor thing

if it happened to me i wouldnt mind having a real tree in the house i would make sure i didnt have a real snake in the house theres some really good realistic plastic snakes around so i would urge people to have plastic snakes rather than real ones in there house also i think it's better to put tinsel around the tree rather than a snake donnies top tip tune in tomorrow for more of donnies top tips

oookkkaaayyyy

where you going i said you could get very good realistic plastic snakes dont mean you have to run off and try get one now if you fancy a then just over to my space and tell me what you think of my page now

i don't wanna snake as i hate the things

ok i'll go have a look at your page now.

least we aint got no wild poisonous snakes in the uk, well least i dont think so
did you look at my page what you think be kind wont you

actually we do have one poisonous snake that is native to briton and that's the adder.

well your page is ok i guess but there's still not that much on there

do we really keep it away from me then
my page is still bare i cant think what else to do to it

evening

yes we do unfortunatly and no worries about keeping it away as i would'nt want one near me either

well it's your page hun so if that's the way you want it then just leave it like that.

so my page looks ok the way it is though it's got everything i need on it so it will do me

sandra missed ya message hun as did'nt know you'd posted to this

donnie

yeah it will do you as don't want you putting anything to complicated for you on there

misty. what you trying to say im not thick i'll have you know. just lazy

whaaaaat i never said anything of the sort

dont come the inocence with me you