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could you nick me one of them protector thingys then
thought my page was great this is a public forum so didnt want anything about me personaly on there you never know whos lurking do you besides theres not much to tell

yeah you never know who's lurking outhere ...well you don't have to put all kinds of personal details on your page but a little about what your like would help

if i nick you one of them then what's it worth

thats the problem you dont know whos lurking on you bet no one lurks me
im not sure what to put on my page thats why its so basic

that's probably coz you aint got anything worth luking on ya page

nothing wrong with my page

yeah that's very true but there's also nothing right with ya page either

your a cheeky little aint you take that

i have been knowen to have my moments from time to time

and hey you still aint told me anything about ya

and heres me thinking you was always angelic, your a disguised as an

i aint that bad ya know

oiii don't be so horrible as i'm a trainne ya know so if you aint careful i'll turn you into a

you really a practicing i'll have to be carfull what i say then wont i so what does been a intale

yeah you will have to be careful what you say

well i'm not a practising as such more like i'm a very basic trainee as only ever done one spell so far

what does it intale,well many different things hun as the sort i'm learning is white witchcraft which mean you don't harm anyone.

white craft so you cant turn me into a
what was the first and only spell you did and did it work

yeah white craft as have you never heared of it?

oiii who says i can'nt turn you into a

the spell i did was a fortune to spell so to speak to help me get money to clear my debts and it did work but not in the way i thought it would as my dad came into money instead and he paid them off for me

of course i have heard of white craft.i would do black magic if i was into it you said you dont harm people with your white craft so you wouldnt turn me into a would you
i could do with a spell to help get me some money im not suprised that the spell didnt work directly for you but for your dad because i have heard/read that you cant use white magic for personal gain but hey what would i know

black magic i wont touch with a barge pole hunni as that is the stuff you use to hurt people.

actually your probably right about the personal gain bit but as i say i'm only a trainee so there's still tonnes for me to learn.

hello lurk alot

Spells rarel work the way you think they will Ally as the if specifics arent mentioned very precisely the magic will take the easiest/most direct way

All black magic is is not using certain ethics..like not including 'an harm it none' or something along those lines n a spell

you do realise you only have 13 moons (months)from when you started before you need to take affirmation ? 13 moons is your last chance.I've got till march, but willl prolly do it over Yule. Theres always lots to learn. you never stop.. but it is 70/80% intuition! ..no one can teach you that.