Bimalina Gump - Ruler of the Cosmos
I'm sure that now you have logged onto this page, you will begin to realise that nothing will ever be the same - EVERYTHING WILL BECOME CLEAR and your life will take on a whole new (and exciting) meaning.
I'm Bimalina Gump and do infact rule the Cosmos from my "Working Kitchen", or "Scullery" as it's known to my members.
As you become familiar with my policies and imaginative thought process to better life on earth, you will also be introducted to my many PEOPLE.
My members already know my people, but not all my people know my members (and nor would they wish to).
I will now outline my Main Aims and Objectives:
1. PROMOTION OF HAPPINESS/GIGGLES/LAUGHTER
2. OPENING OF PEOPLES MINDS (your people and my people)
3. GET PEOPLE TO LOOK TO THE SKIES/STARS (coz it's very very pretty and you could flag down a passing spaceship if you so fancied)
4. ADDRESS, NAME AND LIVE WITH ALL "TO DO'S" IN RELATIVE HAPPINESS
5. AND THAT'S ABOUT IT REALLY, BUT THIS LIST IS NOT ENDLESS, AS ARE ALL LISTS.
6. OH YES, I BELIEVE I'D LIKE TO GIVE THE WORLD A COKE (oh no sorry, that was my 70's slogan - slight time jumping there, but it happens to the best of us. doesn't it? Yes it bloody well does, you just don't realise that it's happened)
7. I WOULD MOST CERTAINLY LIKE TO CREATE WORLD/S PEACE AND BRING "POWER TO THE PEOPLE".
8. AND I ALMOST FORGOT............................................REMEMBER TO BREATHE!
So that's about it. Hope you're smiling (coz I could be scanning your wee box in which you wish to live) and hope you're breathing (coz I find that most humankind need to do this in order to function at some coherent level).
FINAL NOTE : Life is like a Wine Rack ........ you just never know what you're gonna uncork next!
AIN'T LIFE GOOD
LUV GUMP
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