Captain Future Past - Jimmy Drevpile

Time Traveling Robot Musician from The Point of Infinity.

Star-Trek Poem

Star-ship “Enterprise” travels in space going really fast
sometimes into the future sometimes the past
how long will the TV series last
isn't it about time they got a new cast

they stopped 'trek - the next generation" on TV
and made the show "voyager" for you and me
it was really really bad
and made all star trek geeks get really mad

"they messed with the continuum - man"
this TV show has gone down the pan
quick to the interweb - "geeks unite"
and thus thru e-technology, they did fight

tap tap taparoo
on their keyboard to Paramount they got thru
give us control of this show
or dear network soon “our” wrath you’ll know
be quick to respond, don’t be slow...

paramount didn't listen to the geeks threat
and to their e-mails indifference met
we will not give you back your show you stupid geeks
the show is not real - you stupid freaks

the geeks defeated sit alone now in their rooms
with only nickelondeon for company and their cartoons…

"what buffoons paramount are" under breath they constantly muttered...


[time passes]


one day out from bedroom to the light, they slowly stuttered…

the geeks all now gathered in comic book store
chant feverishly "star-trek star-trek we want more"
together with collective knowledge combined
they created their own starship - from blueprints redefined

then they blasted themselves into space
giggling "we are the next generation of the human race"
but suddenly thru the window they did see
a sight so scary it would frighten even me

A Black Hole.

I like loads of stuff - robot-space-future stuff.

please dear reader imagine you are in the year 3006. go on. try - really really hard. but not so hard your head falls off. which it would do if you did think too hard...

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