h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is for trying to murder my darling offspring,,,,you despicable *****

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And now have some more......war

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*note EvilClaw will be watching but not posting from this post on*

Red, leave my sight this second.

How could you GodBen? Not just my offspring but your good friend Evil's. And whilst little Spokocattus was being hugged and petted in the bosom of his family?

I'm enjoying watching you writhe and twist in agony whilst you're being deluged by that you hate most.....and now to really make you sick I'm going to give you one big

Red, I do this for the greater good. Can you not see?! Are you blind to what you, and that 'child', represent?!

*CRRRAAACCCKK*


A good deed GB?

I do this for a society I once loved.

I tell you what GodBen....if you claim trying to stab Sporkocattus is for the greater good of thing. Come to nonono and put it to your bretheren and let them decide what should be done with me, make your case in a civilised fashion...You wouldn't want to be a nasty dictator would you?

I wasn't doing it to become dictator, I was doing it to get rid of you.

And so will you take me up on my suggestion?...for taking matters into your own hands in the way you are you become dictatorial! For you shall never get rid of me like that!

Come now red. If you love thing as much as you claim you will step down gracefully.

Well no-one else has asked me besides you......I have fought hard with my plastic in the recent war with evilarmy...have cemented the alliance with the birth of Sporkocattus...Come right out with it trekkie and say what your problem with me is...

You don't realise it, do you? Regulars on No no no, loyal thingites, don't post there any more. It's not because of the long loading time, we have put up with that for years. Clive, Lady Scott, Peet, they all used to post there every day, now all they regularly do is bookmark the page every few days.