h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*eats the flower* Mmmm Natural hallucinegens.

whoa.

Trippy!

what HAVE I done?

Awakened a sleeping beast and made it more powerful then you could comprehend? NaaaaahH!

That's... reassuring.

Wee! Watch out for the giant floating kitchen appliances! They're made of cheese!

No! Jiggalipuff, *sings Claw to sleep*

He's so cute when he *droons on*

...
*dances in a way that makes one think that he is not listening to the same thing that everyone else is...*

*still *

*plays a fiddle to arouse the dead*

"The blind can seeeee! And the lame can waaaaalk! But the dead can't talk! And thats what you're going to beeee!" - Possibly from the Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame movie. But probably paraphrased.

*stops the music*

Thats what you get for playing that music. I don't play second fiddle to anyone

*s off to inform Big Brother of this ing*

Big Brother is watching MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Watching over you. Watching over me. He's in the water. He's everywhere you see.

Hmm, the Lion King.

... I ... uh don't quite remember that part.