h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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*evil laugh accompanied by lightning*
wait...did you see that...
see what...
here watch
*evil laugh accompanied by lightning*
that...

...very scary...


*throws a flame that MooMoo´s tail*

*...eats a mushroom...*
*starts chuking poorly rendered fireballs as the classic Mario theme plays*

...and in other news I've renamed my computer to the much more original sounding but actually less original "Frost"...

Bah. Bob we hardly knew ye.

and my headphones just died...well...one of them...

no wait...now they're working again...YAY!

my hatchling is known as Frost...

My headphone is working...

My speakers are working...

*hums inspector gadget theme*

and now it just died again...

*ahem* Ha ha. */ahem*

the worst thing is that I know exactly how to fix it but I can't get the earpiece off...

anywho...maybe a little country will cheer me up...well...it IS about beer!


When the men come home
Six o'clock noon
Say somebody been shot,
Somebody's been abused
Somebody blew up a building
Somebody stole a car
Somebody got away
Somebody didn't get too far
Yea, they didn't get too far

Grandpappy told my pappy
"Back in my day, son,
A man had to answer for the
Wicked that he'd done.
Take all the rope in Texas
Find a tall oak tree
'Round up all of 'em badboys
Hang 'em high in the street
For all the people to see"

That justice is the one thing
You should always find
You gotta saddle up your boys
You gotta draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles
We'll sing a victory tune
And then we'll all meet back
At the local saloon

We'll raise up our glasses
Against evil forces, singing
Wiskey for my men,
Beer for my horses

We got too many gangsters
Doing dirty deeds
Too much corruption
And crime in the streets
It's time the long arm of the law
Put a few more in the ground
Send them all to their maker
And He'll set em on down
You can bet He'll set em down

'Cause justice is the one thing
You should always find
You gotta saddle up your boys
You gotta draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles
We'll sing a victory tune
And then we'll all meet back
At the local saloon

And We'll raise up our glasses
Against evil forces, singing
Wiskey for my men,
Beer for my horses

You know justice is the one thing
You should always find
You gotta saddle up your boys
You gotta draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles
We'll sing a victory tune
And then we'll all meet back
At the local saloon

And We'll raise up our glasses
Against evil forces, singing
Wiskey for my men,
Beer for my horses
Singin' whiskey for my men
Beer for my horses

well that was titled beer for my horses so you already listen to that...which are you listening to now...me...I'm listening to the kung pow theme song...

The juppon katana.

Nuts!

now i'm listening to the nights of ni.

oh...I like that one alot...it always makes me think of the RPG shareware game Exile II: Crystal Soles...mainly because I was listening to a play list with mostly Rhuroni Kenshin songs on it whilst I was playing it...anywho...now I'm listening to The Living Daylights theme...