h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...considering that I am Evil Army...then yes...
<reference to the flash movie "I am Resident Evil"

Thats it time for disciniplary action!
*pulls supermoo behind obtrusive object*
*loud promotiony sounds*

You are now in charge of the nuclear warhead i bought off of Bush. THat ought to keep you out of trouble.

You can't say nuclear...that really scares me...

just please don't bomb France. I want to invade them first.

so we can bomb them after you invade? Do you want to leave first?

Yes. Yes.

good choice.

I try

*gently GENTLY sets down 500 Lb. explosive* That was close...

...What's that explosive made of...lead...or iron...or...Clowns...

*whispers* clowns *notwhisperinganymore*

...I knew it...CLOWNS...THE DENSEST OF ALL MATERIAL...
...me?...insane?...never....

Insane? No. In denile and damazon? Always.

...

Methinks he stole your saying the COW.

He's always said that he isn't in de-Nile hes in de-Amazon.

...then why did you say I was in both...

Don't ask me. Ask the .

*turns to * Well?

*puts on mask*

Do not dare to question the dragons! We rule you and your puny earth! To question us to question the laws of nature! Ye will surely- *mask falls off*

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