h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yup...I'm still around here somewhere...popping online every once in a blue moon or so in a fit of procrastinating on procrastination...sigh...

anywho...idunno why I wrote this journal...I suppose it's to mark that I was, indeed, online...that and I'm somewhat stressed about this week as I've 4 tests on thursday and a paper on friday...yea...I should totally be studying right now...anywho...yea...back to work I go I s'pose...

TACKLE HIM! TIE HIM UP! DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!

too late?

Yes

well I see no reason not to spread chaos while he's gone

Fair enough.

*writes on wall* Cow wuz here

*places a container full of custard over the door*

*glues all the furniture to the ceiling*

*pelts the walls with paint *

*paints the walls with pelts*

*paints EC red...red like a big red red thing...*

Oh noes! I look like the red dude from the hit show Cow and Chicken, now featuring a Supercow and Original Golden Age female Supermoo crossover!

Where'd the cow come from?

Cow and cat. Should be a song about it somewhere....

something like

The COW hit the CAT with the CHAIR
The COW hit the CAT with the CHAIR
Hum-diddy Ho-diddy
The COW hit the CAT with the CHAIR

you're back!

What tune would you be singing that to?

Have you ever heard the "kill a kitten" song?

Killing kittens is wrong. Don't do it! The world needs fluffy adorable little creatures to point and go 'awww' at.

... It's a song. A satirical song. A song by a well-known satirist. Go to youtube.com and search for "steven lynch"