h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

and im in the spare room with a couple of cans of strongbow hic

Helen, come join us in the bedroom...

tha sounds good.. hope youve got plenty of pillows to prop me up, when the cider kicks in

Plenty pillows/cushions to prop up on, plus lots of fleecey throws to keep you warm...

aniaml curls up at bottom of bed glass in hand

"Tries not to stick big toe into Animals ear"...
"Sits at head of bed propped up by two pillows, glass in hand and bottle on floor at the side of bed.."

eeerrrrr how big is this bed?????

I'm still comfy on't' dog shelf

Helen, it's as big as you want it to be luv.. and the bed as well...

Animal, gerrup oft dog shelf, there's plenty room... Tha'll gerra draft...

not far to fall that way though is there

That's true...

Just mind you don't get stiff... Or if you do give us a shout...

nah prob', always been used to dog shelf, from being a kid

as much as i would love to stay in this dreamy bed....

i have to go now

byeeeeee all round.

Can't get mesen comfy on't dog shelf, me arse goes numb... and it don't do me arthritis any good either...
Time for a refill me thinks... for Animal and mesen, and for Helen...

take care, be safe and warm

ok Helen... Been good chatting with you luv... Take care...x

hey Sheryl, Jaz is taking his time shopping??

Bet the crafty bugger's gone for a pint... or he could have pulled by the cornflakes...

he'll be fondue'ing again

kinky bugger...

just bear with me, naggin' on phone... can't type too good with one hand... lol..
don't go away....