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Hiya Sheryl .....

I take it you are resting after a bussy night last night

Hiya Chris...
Restin... You're takin the piss lad...
Got lots o' bad shite goin n here since Sat. night...

Whats up then ???

Had some dickhead come round Sat. eve. threatening to kill everyone here, plus family next door who we've not had owt to do with for ages.. As you know..
He said he had been sent by another dickhead, who for some reason seems to have a major prob with us n family.. We shut door in his face as we went to call cops, he tried to kick door in, damaging it...
Cops came out, said "oh it's idle threats", left and said call 'em if he came back...
Few hours later we heard a thud n smashing sound, turns out it's the dickhead throwing a brick thru next doors window... Then he reaches into a carrier back, takes out another brick and throws it thru our front window... He then walks off laughing and shouting that he'll be back..
Cops come out again... They eventually get him and arrest him, but Mon. morn neighbours from across see him in town, newly released, and he threatens them that they're next...
Tonight we've been told that the dickhead who sent him has threatened that it'll all kick off again this comin Sat....
Chris, I'm 4kt off to say the least.....

Carrier bag even...lol

!!!! ......... that sounds nasty , typical police reaction though ... til somebody gets hurt !!!

Somebody will get hurt Chris, and I don't mean us...
Oh but we'd be banged up straight away, when the 4kn dickheads strutt around 4kn free...
I'm totally pissed off....

Well I hope it gets sorted soon .... must be horrible for you .... an scary for the kids ....

Well yeah babes, I've had better w/ends.. Luckily my daughter was across at the neighbours when the brick came thru, otherwise she would have been sat on floor watchin telly, right in the flight path of the friggin brick... Chris, it would have taken the top of her skull off....
It was thrown with such force that it completely smashed thru double glazing and ended up at the other end of the room...

That bloke wants lockin up ....

He wants summat Chris... Nowt I'll say on here eh...

Here .... to help calm the nerves

Mega thanx babes..mwah... s most welcome....

Hows things with your daughter and her hubby ???? .... it was them wasnt it ??

Chris... You mean my eldest daughter and her fella???
Soz just on phone.....x

Hiya guys, how are ya both tonight???

Yes Sheryl thats the ones ..... wasnt hubby unwell ???

Hiya Mizz

Hiya Chris, sorry I keep popping in and out got a close relationship with Expedia.com which is driving me crazy at the moment. Howz things with you and Karen???

boy! if they let me make the laws of this land, we would go back, to the bad get punished and the victim looked after, but the stupid human rights brigade favour bad people...WHY!!

Evenin Animal whats up now hun???