h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Bring a bottle folks..!

cracks open a bottle of replaces the once gigantic pile of salted nuts on the table..cleans more glasses and ....waits...'s

Oooh a party!!!
Oh hell i havent got anything to wear

Mmm well we could make it that sort of party if you so wish....

sporran!! i dont possess one of them, i've heard rumours you have to lay traps for them...nifty little buggars!!

Its optional..pours Venus aand turns on David Gray cd

+ Venus =
maybe i better stick to .....although a might go down well
I like David gray as a rule...but how about some Linkin Park?

Rushes to change cd in an attempt to impress Venus!

Was gonna post that but momentarily couldnt remember their name

...I'm impressed, for someone that does'nt like David Gray of Linkin Park...your cd collection is admirable .....ere hang on...you been in my cd collection...."notices Eddie reader and Garth Brooks in artys collection"

Oh yes those two are borrowed as I dont listen to them as a rule...sneakily covers up "The Wombles sing Bon Jovi"cd and suddenly notices Venus is the only person to turn up so far

Phew!!! least my "Frog Chorus" and "Mr Blobby" are safe
Hmmmmm maybe you need to advertise a bit more he hun

I'm sure someone will appear at sometimeat this moment I'm perfectly happy for you and I to have a wee blether!Proceeds to fill up glasses with

are you trying to get me ratted?? >...might as well go the whole hog eh!!

Hi there Venus..and why not lets get ratd..only kiddin..since the upgrade I cannot access a search.. keep getting screeds of jumbled up letters(not anagrams)and certain pages dont load at all..is it just my digigbox or what?anyway who cares..really?
Hows things?
I really should get out and stock up on supplies for my hibernation period but cant be bothered.I'm so tired and lethargic these days

Hiya
Things are ok hun, been shoping today...but i did'nt come home with the clothes i went shopping for I guess i'm still not ready for to do the shops yet did come back with a cd and a cat beanie
I've been in the garden, had a couple of shrubs to plant
So whats with the lethargy? you had it checked out?

God your brave its baltic here!
Thankfully I dont have a garden(one less responsibility)Guess I'm in a transitional state or something..maybe I'm evolving
damn these trailers
My head is gonna explode at someome point so stand well back from your screen!
I'm fine really Ive just got plenty of problems to sort out(but really dont think its possible)hopefuly I'll remain sane through it all
God im sounding depressive(my apologies
What cd did you treat yourself to then

Oh dont that "front row" get on you thats why i always have it on mute and play music instead
evolving!!! what into? something more interesting than what you are now??
I bought another Linkin Park cd its not quiet as good as the one i have already, but i'm sure it'll grow on me........and the neighbours!!
Sanity is for those that dont have anything to worry about, much better to be insane if you ask me

just lost a large posting

I was trying to say it wouldnt be difficult lt for me to be more interesting than I am at this moment..you deserve a medal for wanting to chat with me..you really do!Linkin park all sound too oo sameish to me but then again everyone does.
New cd cds(old)heroes and scarymonsters going cheap at asda..ive almost every bowie cd ever produced ed except the ones i wouldnt have even if I igot them at the bottom of my co cornflakeakes box..excuse the errors please..i cant be arsed go going through this again and again