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The ever-continuing mystery of Venus
The Fish Killer Posted Nov 19, 1999
VENUS IN LEATHER???????????????
I've died and gone to heaven.
The ever-continuing mystery of Venus
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 19, 1999
Ah! Now that there are three of them, it becomes clear - they must be Bananarama!
The ever-continuing mystery of Venus
Bluebottle Posted Nov 19, 1999
They did, at least, say that there were 3 of them. I'm, sure Firs did.
The ever-continuing mystery of Venus
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 19, 1999
I gotta ask: Her name is Venus in Furs, but you and Menza@@e keep calling her "Firs". Are you implying that she wears pine trees?
The ever-continuing mystery of Venus
Bluebottle Posted Nov 19, 1999
Well, she's definately prickly, and I won't mention what Cones she has 
The ever-continuing mystery of Venus
The Fish Killer Posted Nov 19, 1999
I hope you're referring to ice-cream there
The ever-continuing mystery of Venus
$u$ Posted Nov 19, 1999
Ooo-er! Excitement... adventure... and really wild things... this forum has 'em all! 
'sus
The ever-continuing mystery of Venus
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 19, 1999
Because I thought Menza@@e hated conifers!
The ever-continuing mystery of Venus
Venus In Leather Posted Nov 20, 1999
*archly*
Is someone implying were are >not< female? That's not very nice, is it?
The ever-continuing mystery of Venus
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 20, 1999
I was only implying that your sister spells her name "Furs" and not "Firs" and therefore is not a conifer, which Menza@@e hates
Naturally talking about ice-cream
Bluebottle Posted Nov 20, 1999
Really? I didn't know Menza@@e hated conifers. Is there any reason?
What does he do at Christmas?
As for Venus In Leathers - I was not implying anything. You may well be female.
(How to not make friends on H2G2)
Naturally talking about ice-cream
Venus In Cornflowers Posted Nov 20, 1999
So this is where you all are...
*slips out of the shadows 'au natural'*
I think you'll agree I'm a woman!
*slips back into the shade for reasons of modesty*
VIC
Naturally talking about ice-cream
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 20, 1999
A Venus? Modest? That's something you don't see everyday!
Venus in cider computer
Venus In Cornflowers Posted Nov 21, 1999
*gives Irving a sultry, slightly offended look*
I may be the goddess of love, but you mere mortals are not ready for the full impact of my powers.
If you want to question my modesty young (?) man, come over here into the shadows...
Vic
Venus in cider computer
Bluebottle Posted Nov 21, 1999
Are you the goddess of love because you are a Venus, or because you have an alcholic substance in your name???
Venus in cider computer
Venus In Cornflowers Posted Nov 21, 1999
Drink and enjoy...all ye who enter...
Vic
Venus in cider computer
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 22, 1999
Not all cider is alcoholic! Surely the apple cider I drank when I was a little kid wasn't the kind of thing you could get drunk on!? And as I am a young man... (follows Cider into the shadows)
Venus in true form
Bluebottle Posted Nov 22, 1999
The Game is Over all you Venuses!
I know what you're up to, and it won't work! Me and my N.A.V.A.L will stop you!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Venus in true form
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 22, 1999
Are you contemplating your N.A.V.A.L. again?
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- 141: The Fish Killer (Nov 19, 1999)
- 142: Bluebottle (Nov 19, 1999)
- 143: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 19, 1999)
- 144: Bluebottle (Nov 19, 1999)
- 145: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Nov 19, 1999)
- 146: Bluebottle (Nov 19, 1999)
- 147: The Fish Killer (Nov 19, 1999)
- 148: $u$ (Nov 19, 1999)
- 149: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Nov 19, 1999)
- 150: Venus In Leather (Nov 20, 1999)
- 151: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Nov 20, 1999)
- 152: Bluebottle (Nov 20, 1999)
- 153: Venus In Cornflowers (Nov 20, 1999)
- 154: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Nov 20, 1999)
- 155: Venus In Cornflowers (Nov 21, 1999)
- 156: Bluebottle (Nov 21, 1999)
- 157: Venus In Cornflowers (Nov 21, 1999)
- 158: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Nov 22, 1999)
- 159: Bluebottle (Nov 22, 1999)
- 160: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 22, 1999)
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