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Jo (Dead) Started conversation Oct 8, 1999
Do you want me to take you out the back with this large bottle of Pan-Galactic and a very large knife or shall we stay here? 
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Menza Posted Oct 8, 1999
Would you mind repeating that, I don't think I heard you right the first time. 
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Oct 8, 1999
Soooo... what's up today then, hmmmmmm?
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Menza Posted Oct 8, 1999
The only thing up is my back and that is up a spout.
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Oct 8, 1999
You're taking this all very well
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Menza Posted Oct 8, 1999
I've calmed down since I did it. And kicking the cat several times helped.
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Oct 8, 1999
*GASP!!!!*
I would report you to the rspca if I knew what to tell them :"someone on the internet said he kicked his cat". Yeah, they'll believe me
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Oct 8, 1999
You can't harm a cat because it did something to you, it's... it's - it's IMMORAL! INHUMAN! INHUMANE! INFLAMMABLE! No, wait...
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Menza Posted Oct 8, 1999
Its his fault my back is knackered. Anyway, we will have to continue this over the weekend, I've got to go in a bit.
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Jo (Dead) Posted Oct 9, 1999
What the hell.....! The things I do behind my back..
*cries*
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Jo (Dead) Posted Oct 10, 1999
Mean what?
And why is that smiley grinning at me. It probably thinks I'm turning into Jinx the paranoid monkey.
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Oct 10, 1999
I'm sorry, I tried to play along but he managed to change the subject!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Menza Posted Oct 10, 1999
I'm not sure I knew what I meant by that last remark. But that I had been H2G2ing for 10 hours solid. 
And what is with the title change.
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Jo (Dead) Posted Oct 10, 1999
Why are you still adding smileys to your replies. You're too confident by half!
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Menza Posted Oct 10, 1999
Well, they are supposed to be an expression of the mood of a reply. And most of mine are meant as jokes so I usually add the all encompasing .
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Oct 10, 1999
He is either genuinely oblivious, or he is trying to move the subject of the conversation as far away from where it is as possinble. Your un-subtle hints should be enough...
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Jo (Dead) Posted Oct 10, 1999
*hisses sideways*
Keep the conversation as close to the original subject as possible, but leave out the knife bit.
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