h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think I should tell you that you're a very very naughty duck!

In fact, you're due a spanking at the next meet

Why what have I done?

WE all know what you've done!!

I don't. Seriously, what did I do?

Ordering your friend Croz to go round snogging strange researchers!

I wouldn't say you're strange Lucky, no more than Croz is anyway. As he's 23 he's therefore responsible for his own actions and their consequences. I can't help it if he listens to the little voices when his guard is down.

Besides, it's about time he got a few kisses off people. I'm fed up of him complaining that I get all the attention from the ladies

Well, dont tell Croz, but my lodger saw a photo of him on this 'ere site, and her reaction was

"oooh! Who's he? He's cute!"

Well just between you and me, he's single and looking, so your lodger may be in luck

If she is seriously interested in getting to know him further, his email address and messenger handles are on his page, so you could play at being matchmaker. I'll have to get onto him to finally get around to applying for a passport if he's to pop over for an impromptu visit

Me as matchmaker?!? That's a larf!

Well, Ok, if you insist

She's 25, from Norn Iron like my good self, and even louder than me

I will pass on details.