h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*wanders in holding tiny scythe and waves a bony paw*

(shakily) Woah, cool!!! Wow!! Hi!!!

(inquisitively) [as if there is any other way to ask a question] Who have you come for?

*writes on a tiny pad attached to a silver chain, with a tiny pencil 'Just a social call' and shows it to Lisa*

SQUEAKSQUEAK

hehehe

Is my babel fish going to help me at this point?

*shakes head sadly, making the bones in its neck go click, click, click.*

All together now, "aahhhhhhh.."

I hope you have sufficient paper; I talk a lot

*nods* SQUEAK

*Puts scythe down on the floor, sits down carefully so not to sit on tail and looks expectantly up at Lisa*
SQUEAK

Although normally people reply. Here, have a cushion.

*passes cushion*

It's made out of a towel; yet another use for the most useful thing any interstellar hitchhiker can have.

SQUEAKSQUEAK

*takes towel and folds it and sits down. Takes up paper and pencil again and writes 'Thank you. So Etc is now Lisa who are the people to visit around here?' Hands paper to Lisa'

I have a drop-down list of links at the bottom of my page. I put it up two days ago I really love it it's really hoopy, hehehehehehheehehehehe!!! *manic laughter*

Sorry.

So have a look at that for some hoopy people to talk to.

*scribbles again ' Thank you for the invitation I will drop by. Have you been here long? '*

SQUEAK

*hands paper to Lisa*

(munches on popcorn) Yaarg. Since June. That's long for Internet stuff. See I was a newbie once too. How did you find out about me - users list?


Oops how insensitive of me. Here have some popcorn.

herm...
perhaps it's my browser (IE4) but your drop-downs seem a bit thin and therefore unreadable

btw, are they the result of GuideML tags I haven't read about or did you snuck them in?
they seem quite a popular addition to one's page

oops, how rude, I didn't mean to just butt into your conversation...
sorreeeee

<shakes hands, introduces self, &cet)

I'll just check them. I don't know why they shouldn't be working... Yes I do, there's something about IE and these white boxes isn't there, hmm. I'll have a look in IE (but it's only an older versh so if yours doesn't work then mine definitely won't.)

Yerp my page is in guideml and has been since God knows when!

Works fine to me.

I think I'll delete the flashy bit though because it's really annoying to IE users. I'll put it on one of my other pages.

*declines popcorn with a warm shake of head and points to its skeletal body*

*scribbles 'I heard from a mutual friend that you were a Pratchett fan - something about the play version of Mort*

*hands Lisa the paper*

Which friend?
I have a journal entry on my page about the play. It was cool. No, cool is an understatement.......

hi kwill! Here *you* have some popcorn then.

I've gotta go now cya round, ppl

*waves goodbye with a tiny bony paw*

*takes out tiny hourglass and shakes it enthusiastically*

*grips the tiny scythe between its teeth and runs out*

*screams*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*cries*

But.. but....you said...

Um, um, I can't die yet, I have homework to do.. um, yaarg, um...maths homework.. um..

*falls to knees*

Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't take me!!!!!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!!!!!!