h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm still not telling you.

I just posted this message to get your hopes up.

As Chandler from friends would say:
"Could I BE any more annoying?"

Actually yes I could.

Heres one I got from Ford Prefect:


mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm mmmmm
mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm

I've actually got a photograph of (a) Ford Prefect

If you're very lucky I'll tell you what JAMFSOB stands for in December as a christmas present.

I hate you. Just like to let you know

Oh come on, you gotta tell me. That's so unfair you know. I'll remove both your links from my links page if you don't tell me.

Is that really the best threat you can come up with?
You're really not trying hard enough.

Actually all this winding up is a bit of a clue to what JAMFSOB stands for.

Did you like the bit about telling you for Christmas?

It's a variation on the keeping an idiot in suspense joke.

I've got a coin here and if it comes up heads or tails, I'll tell you.
You can't get fairer than that can you?

flick.....

Where did it go?

It went up .......... but it hasn't come down!!!!!!


It's just disappeared!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


Now I really did not expect THAT to happen. I'm really confused.

I bet you did though.

Of course I did. Errrrmmm if you don't tell me then... ermmm... come, on here, help me!!!

Sorry, about the wait. I've been away watching WWTBAM and discussing PDUIEPS with zb in his puppets forum.
What did you want help with again?

Okay, that's it. I'm outta here. I can't take this.

I think I know what JAMFSOB stands for and it's hardly complimentary. As for the rest your guess is as good as mine.

What is it what is it?!!!

First under what context was this uttered? Was the person describing themselves, you or someone else likely tobe reading this forum?

This one's to me. The first time he decided to annoy me with that was here:
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?MESSAGES[(*?threadid*17764?forumid*16294)threads[(threadid*17764?forumid*16294?subset*0)#p74841

That tok me time to find, trust me!!!

Well if he was describing you one (or both) of us should be ready to hit him. I'll tell you what it means over e-mail as there maybe young children listening in.

Well if he was describing you one (or both) of us should be ready to hit him. I'll tell you what it means over e-mail as there maybe young children listening in.

Right okay.

HAHA MYKL!!

Colin will tell me cos he's my fwend!!

HAHA!!

Is his name really colin, or did he just name himself after a burblingly happy, helpful robot?

No, he's called Colin.

My parents did indeed name me Colin.