h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

presentation of friday went awesome-ly well thank god....anyway, friday was bunches of fun...met a sweetie named miguel chavez...chilled with jagat and scott in the game room during which time we created a jenga tower of one block short of thirty levels! ahh, the memories...tight with jan now she gave me free meal tickets
instant messenger is so much fun *she says as she goes to check her surprisingly substantial 'buddy list'*
yes - quite a lot of fun...zemellens is quite ma phat fly brotha...heheheheheh
just rambling incoherently now...ladedadedadadadadadadadada 
two days left and work is OVER! summer is such a fabulous season

Our record is 32. Na na na na na.

well arent you special...
heh heh - maybe it was your super cocky ATTITUDE that prevented you from joining the girls in their kiss-chase games way back when...
by the way - did you really get 32 levels?! im quite impressed!!!!!!!!!!
-saffire

I'm hurt. Super cocky attitude? Fine, it was meant as a joke.

Yep, 32, *and* my ninety year old arthritic granny with only two fingers was playing. (Not really.) Did get 32 though.

heh heh - it will be a tough record to beat...especially since i have no thumbs (and your granny has only two fingers
we should all play some time!
-saffire

by the way - just kidding about the supercockyattitude
-saffire

What? No thumbs? What about big toes?

oh wait - my thumbs are back - never mind!
(and yes, i do have two big toes)
-saffire

I was fearing lepracy for a moment there.

Wait - I still fear lepracy!

thats probably a good thing...
-saffire

Here's another super fast reply to dazzle you. Dazzle! Dazzle!

I hope you're not blind now. Damn, lost another finger. (cough) Lepracy? Eh? (cough) (cough) (fades to black)

oh no ive been blinded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*blinks a gazillion times*
oh it was just temporary - what a dazzling show of speed elk! unfortunately, i seem to have lost my thumbs again...
speaking of which - how do you have fingers if you also have hooves?
-saffire
hopefully the swiftness of this reply will dazzle - but not blind

I am half man, half Elk. Like a centaur of greek legend, I have four hooves and two hands. Now, my hands and a pair of hooves are normally taken up playing my drums, so I am forced to type with my feet/hooves. (No, I don't wear horseshoes.)

how do you play the drums with hooves?
-saffire

You need something for the bass pedals and hi-hat. As I don't have feet, I have to make do.

I once saw a video of a thalidomide victim with no arms playing drums with his feet, holding the sticks in his toes. He was good.

thalidomide?????? now what on earth is that...
-saffire

Oh dear. They gave it to pregnant mothers to do something or other, and they said it was safe, but it wasn't, and hundreds of babies were born without limbs. If you look at a thalidomide victim and count how many joints he/she is missing, you can work out how much was given to the mother. It was sick.

I hope I havn't depressed you.

thats terrible
its not still going on is it (the use of thalidomide)?
i sure as hell hope not
-saffire

Definitely not! Write more later.

"And the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm! (repeat ad naseum)" (Blood Hound Gang)

He uses electronic drum pads and vast arrays of pedals. But why? I can drum with one arm I keep time on the hi-hat pedal instead of with my foot. I do it all the time. I think he wanted some toys to play with.

My stupid computer's just disconnected me. I'll have to pay another 4p to reconnect now. It's just not worth writing long forum entries.