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I'm happy... how worrying!
Posted Jan 9, 2000
Aaaaah, a new year, a new beginning, and the sweet smell of exams is lingering in the air. Yet am I panicking? No! And why not? Well, that is deeply rooted in the fact that I am clinically insane. I should be having a nervous breakdown, but instead I calmly accept my already-sealed fate. I must be insane!!!
Ah well, never mind.
PS I love Rob 
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You ask a glass of water...
Posted Oct 18, 1999
I got drunk this weekend. That isn't a terribly abnormal experience, but it was the most drunk I have ever been in my entire life, so I think it warrants a journal entry. For future reference I would like to point out that I am not normally a lightweight, but this was in extreme circumstances. Firstly, it was on an empty stomach. Secondly, I'm also on medication (not brain-related, you bastards) which I'm not supposed to drink with. Thirdly, I had five bottles in forty-five minutes. My first hour of the party was great. During the next three or four I developed an intimate relationship with the toilet bowl. To top it all, my so-called best friend got off with (for overseas or Gen X readers, this means KISSED) two of my ex-boyfriends in one day. Now, if you've never had this happen to you (and I don't mean just knowing about it, I mean actually see these two people suck face for ten minutes) then it's difficult to understand quite what all the fuss is about. Trust me: it feels like someone reached inside you, grabbed most of your digestive system and twisted. Hard.
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Double entendres
Posted Oct 15, 1999
A woman walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre, so the barman gave her one.
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An interesting little theory on why ignorance rises to the executive level
Posted Oct 12, 1999
I can't take any credit for this as it was sent to me recently by Snodge (thanx babe) but it's worth sharing, none the less.
Knowledge is Power
Knowledge=Power ------ (1)
Time is Money
Time=Money ----------- (2)
And, as every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time ---------- (3)
Substituting for Power and Time in (3) you get,
Knowledge = Work / Money ----- (4)
Solving for Money in (4) you get,
Money = Work / Knowledge ----- (5)
From (5), thus, Money approaches infinity as Knowledge
approaches zero, regardless of the work done.
What this means is :
The less you know, the more you make.
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