h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*hushed, almost inaudible whisper

Hullo Esti... just dropping by, trying to keep my voice low so B*R***U*C$#@E won't find out I'm here... you see, every time I bring up H@@TML and GU!!@!IDEML, he seems to weasel me out... thus the treachery in my spelling...
I'm offering you help, in almost anything... Just being friendly and all... must go before B&R&&U__++C+#(*$E figures out what I'm up to... I have sources that tell me he already knows

tootles

I wouldn't trust those sources Spork

Esti & I have already met ~ Peta & I were trying to encourage Esti to post the odd embarassing picture or two of Shim.


;^)#

Ack!! They were right!!

Yes, well, I know all about that Bruce... the whole thing with the scanner and cutting bits out of pictures, etc.... when I investigate people, I go extensive...

BTW, Damn you!! Can't I have one forum alone??

*goes off to pout in corner, notices a piece of chocolate cake, and forgets whatever he was going on about

You want to be alone to 'extensively investigate' people? Sho'nuff

;^)#

Well, it's true, some people do need some time on their own, but it looks like you'll just have to find somewhere else.

BTW:I'm really sorry it's taken me 6 weeks to reply to this, as the link to click on it from my homepage was wrong.

Oh well, Shim hasn't interupted me-yet. Apparently every time I leave messages on H2G2, he groans-according to my other brother.

oh for goodness sake..........

Damn.

The chocolate cake has gone missing I haven't heard from Bruce in a while... how goes it? And hullo there Katsy... what kind of groan was that?

Ooohhh, chocolate cake. You know that I made some the other day with melted choclate on top, on top of that whipped cream, and on top of that, chocolate shavings. Obviously, it was all eaten up the next day as it was so delicious. Now I'm under pressure to make another one.

Hullo there Sporkulious Eglon. I told Shimmy that he's your hero. He said you must be mad, as you obviously don't know the real Shim.

Mad or not, indeed it is true. I couldn't think of a better hero, that's for sure- wait... no, no I can't

I'm a hero. I killed the demon, Melzas, at least two dragons, 4,321,987,650 Gragg- give or take 3,321,987,649. And shim rocks. My hero is Jinx.

Hmm... to each their own.. I got a scanner for x-mas... that means I've got five now... anybody need one?

Yes please! Give it to Shimmy to pass on to me!

Alundra: who is Jinx?