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I'm planning an edited entry on mayonnaise, and thought it'd be fun to put in a link to your UG entry A2043398

But links to unedited h2g2 entries are not allowed in edited ones (I've checked, with Jimster I think it was, or maybe Paully).

So I was wondering if you would happen to have a version of it on the net off h2g2? Or if you might possibly be persuaded to put it up?

See, external links are OK in edited entries - a bit odd, but that's the way it is...

I do wonder if this is a chance to get the rules changed in favour of Post entries and UG entries....?

If all else fails, I'll put it up offsite somewhere, but it makes much more sense for it to be onsite.

B

Blimey, it sure takes a lot of searching to find conversations while the h2g2 search function is turned off. It was Paully who said no:
F47997?thread=830385

Well that all seems very definite.

I'll put it up offsite somewhere in the next two / three weeks.

B

Knock-knock

*hides*

*looks behind sofa*

*isn't behind sofa*

*looks _under_ sofa*

*wishes she was small enough to hide under a sofa*

*approaches the closet*

*small rustling noises can be heard from the closet*

*stops as she hears the small noise, hoping it won't be rats - mice are OK, but not rats*

*looks around for some kind of weapon to fight off rats with, in case it would turn out to be, indeed, rats*

*no more noises from the closet*

Hmmmmm...

*thinking to herself that whatever is making the noise, it's probably harmless, so she won't be needing a weapon after all*

*reassured by the complete silence, jumps forward and yanks open the closet door*

Ha!

*the coats in the closet sway in the breeze caused by the open door*

*it appears to be empty*