h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Offspring Rulez (not their Americana pantz, though). Metallica Rulez (not Load, ReLoad, or Garage Inc.) That'll be all.

Li-Li and Mavis.

Whose American Pantz?? Offspring's?? Ummm...OK then...whatever...

I think that I prefer "Blink 182" and "Mixtwitch" and "Less than Jake" and "Me First and the Gimmie Gimmie's" to Offspring or Metallica...but it's a close one.

Gonna visit your page now Li-Li...hope there's something there to see...

I hope you enjoyed my pants page, there isn't much to see, but I'll update it!

Li-Li

Woohoo!!! A reply!!!

Agh! There is a wierd insect crawling into my keyboard!!! Man, I hate this Uni!!
It had wings and crawled under my number 3 on the keyboard!!

I hope it doesn't go up my sleeve!!!

Hi!
Did you see the update to my page? As a VERY excitable 14 year old, who is new and inexperienced to the Internet, I always look forward to going to h2g2, and looking to see if anybody has replied to any comments I have made about their article, or if they have talked about my article (I think these apply to you slightly!)
What happened to this 'insect', anyway? Did it get crushed? Or did some evil possessed spirit come and kill the scummy fiend!?! I dunno, my mind's gone blank at the mo'

Speak to ya soon!
Li-Li of the Offspring Twins!

Whoa! You're only 14!! Explains a bit about why you haven't hit many festivals yet in life!! Ah well...

I'll go look at your page now in another window......

Hmmm...VERY opinionated!! Eeenteresting...and I have to say that I love playstations...because I love the games like Driver, Silent Hill and all the Resident Evil (dare I say it) sequels...eek! Don't kill me please! I just don't like cartridges...but out of all gaming platforms, I love the PC the most! Because of the great multiplaying stuff that you can get with half-life and aliens v predator and all that lark! It's SO much fun!

But hey...

Yes, I do like Metallica very much...I saw them the last time that they were here and they played for 3 f*****g hours!! Ah...twas great! I was SO exhausted at the end...dying of dehydration!

Another band that I've just come across are Limp Bizkit and they rock!! Heavy, heavy shit!! Ah, you gotta love that muzak!!

Gonna update my diary now...come read it!

oh yeah...

forgot to mention...Zelda on the N64 ROCKS!!

I don't dislike you for liking Playstations, I just prefer the Nintendo consoles. Hey, everybody has their own opinions, right? Also, some of the only games that I like on the Playstation are the Resident Evil ones, anyway! But, I get REALLY annoyed with all those lowlife pieces of scum who think that Lara Croft is real, have every one of the Tomb Raider game, AND who think that a nude Lara cheat exists. AAAAGGGGHHHH!!! I agree with you Zelda 64 is pretty cool, even though I've only played it. I might buy it when I can afford it. I also agree that PC's are pretty cool, but I find it hard to have a good enough PC to play all the decent games on!
Please Reply Soon
Li-Li

Ah ha! So you're not all that opinionated then! Good for you. Ah yeah, Tomb Raider games are a bit boring alright. I have heard the one about "my brother's mate has the make-lara-naked cheat" and all that.

As for good PC's, mine sucks! It's completely broken now and I have to get a new one sometime, but I don't have the cash. I'm on an iMac at the moment (only networthy computer in my house) and that blows too...no disk drives or anything. I usually just use the PCs in college.

Oooh X-men movie coming out in the states in july, so it'lll take AGES to get here, and I'm hoping against hope that it's going to be in some way a good movie and worthy of the title. I can hope, can't I??

Ooops, damn keyboard here is AWFUL! I just deleted the subject by accident. Hmmm...call it something else...there, that's nice!! Aheh aheh...

Here, check out http://www.netsoc.ucd.ie/~davek because it's my mate's page and I just showed him how to do some html coding yesterday, so it's a really "great" page as you can imagine. "great" = not all that great. He's the drummer in one of my favourite bands. Great drummer I can tell ya. He doesn't even own a kit himself anymore.

ciao for now anyway, I gotta go and do some study.
feve

Note how I've changed the subject bar back to how it was, you sick twisted fiend! Massage indeed! Huh! My PC isn't all that brilliant (it's only a Pentium!), but due to my severe lack of money, I can barely afford to buy decent games now and again, let alone a new upgraded PC!
I also know what you mean by things taking ages to come from the States to here in the UK. Take computer games for instance: They take ages to translate them from Japanese to English for sales in the States, then they have to do a whole lot of other pants before they send them here! Then, when we FINALLY get the games, they've practically died in the other countries, PLUS half the screen is taken up by black borders! AAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
I checked out your mates page, and it's coming along a LOT better than mine! I'm just learning how to use FrontPage Xpress, and I'm doing a PANTS job! Well, besides the page looking a bit bland, I went to add downloadable stuff onto it, and then I thought, oh damn, I don't have a blummin' clue how to do this! And as for html coding, well! I tried that, after reading the help file that came with my internet server, and several web sites, and I STILL don't have the hang of it! Talk about imbecillity!
That's it for now ie. My mind is blank!
Reply soon!
Li-Li

Awww!! I wanna massage! Nothing much, it's just that I'm very stressed!! Bloody filling fell out yesterday! Had to get it put back in with all the injections and the lying there looking at dental nurses...mmmm...

Aaaanyway, I would recommend NOT using frontpage Xpress! It's horrible! Frontpage itself is a bit better, but you can't beat good old fashioned notepad! And you will also have the fantastic option not to bother with Microsoft stuff...well, except for notepad, but you can get another text editor. And you can tell people that you can make your own webpages from scratch and get a great summer job in an office instead of a sodding McDonald's thing! Sorry...it worked for me...hmmm...

You could check out http://www.netsoc.ucd.ie/ and go to the html help section...it's kinda good. Very good with the basics. All you need after it is to know that you can use things like and tags to centre stuff... Don't forget the american spellings!

Are there much borders on games from Japan? Must say, I've never noticed, but then again, I haven't seen a console in about 3 months at this stage! Hmph! Hate study!

You doing them GCSE thingies at all??? I think that you do them stuff...

Keep trying it all anyway...I'm off to germany in the morning!! Woohoo!! Plane ride!!!

feve

I only realised that the '....mmmm....' had not been deleted (although it could be interpreted as a different '....mmmm....), but it has now! And, if ya wanna massage, go see a blummin' professional, or something!
Although I don't take much advice, I will TRY Notepad, and I WILL look at your link for advice on html PANTS, because I'm sick of not having a webpage! Besides, my webpage looked PANTS, dang it! I got sick of staring at a PANTS black screen with PANTS green writing! AAAGGGHHH!!! Yeah, I'm doing blummin' GCSE's, and I'm not enjoying them, but I'm going to resist saying P*N*S, because I say it enough!
Hope you enjoyed yourself in Germany, it's probably better than here! (England!)
Please Reply Soon (or whenever the hell you feel like it!)
Li-Li

Actually, I DID enjoy Germany and it was better than England (I was in London 2 days ago) for some reason. But all that's behind me now because I got the job in Germany!! Woohoo! So I'm all happy now about that. Yayyy!!! I'll be moving there in August, providing that I pass my exams in May!

Anyway, you DO have a webpage here on h2g2.com...at least that's what I keep telling myself when I think of webpages...this is the nicer one of them!

Gotta run now and study anyway...

talk soon!

Hello! I'm glad that you enjoyed Germany more than England (although I like England, I like to go to other countries SOMETIMES!) I Congratulate you on success of getting the job in Germany. I and many other people are happy for you! Do you know how to speak good German? I did three years of German in Years 7, 8 and 9, but found it to be more pants than French was, so I gave it up! I hope that you do pass your exams, so that you can happily live there!
If and when you head for Germany, will you still have a page on h2g2.com? I hope so, because otherwise who will talk to me!?! I am also glad that I have a page on h2g2.com, because I've been driven INSANE trying out different webpage methods! I hate making webpages, they're impossible! For me, that is...
Anyway, I must also go as well, because my time on the Internet is low! I hope to speak to you soon!
Li-Li

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I enjoyed Germany more than I enjoyed 1 day in London, but NOT more than I enjoyed a weekend at Leeds. Oh yeah! Dammit, I gotta get my Glastonbury ticket! I keep forgetting...
Oh yeah, I think that I'll always have a page here on h2g2 coz it's too great! How did you find this place anyway??
My German speaking ability is a little bit rusty (haven't used it in 4 years) but I'll get by and learn it again quickly (I hope)...I really hate french (language and country) so that's why I chose german in school. Also, I prefer cider to beer!!
Well, I'm hungry, so I'm going to run across and get some food before visiting my mate in hospital...
cya
feve

Hi!
I agree, h2g2 is great! I found h2g2 through my Offspring twin and comanion Mavis! Plus, your German can't be any worse than mine (I know I only gave it up a mere 9 months ago, but I couldn't speak any to start with), which is why French is what I'm learning! Is your mate gonna be OK? I hope so, because hospitals aren't exactly one of the nicest places I've been to, but then again, that was two years ago! Well, I'm going to check out your other reply.
Speak to ya soon!
Li-Li

Hi, you still around at all??
I am now living in Germany and have net access over here and all that...so I can now get back to updating this page sometimes...but I doubt that it will be anything special...

man, I am not going to type much now because I am REALLY tired and it is late and I have to work tomorrow morning...but I will reply again if you do.

Sorry about the radio silence, but moving countries is quite hectic work...so is non-stop celebrating for two months when you leave college, but that's in the past now!

ciao

j

I am here!
I'm glad that you are back, and your subject is right - it IS a long LONG time no see! I will now continue to update my page now that you are back!

Hope that you are enjoying yourself in Germany!

Speak soon!
Li