h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi there, sweetpea! How's life treating you?

*...ponders that he seemed so far out of reach as to be in need of an 'outreach' program, but then considers that, coming from Kate, the comment could only be sardonic in intention...*

Pretty well, sweetcheeks, honeybun, cutie-pie, 'love' or any of a million other endearments I could throw at you, all of which could still fit into the censored 'Guide, and all of which would understate your true loveliness by an enormous deficit...!

I'd obviously better write a diary entry.

How YOU been, anyway? WHERE you been, anyway? WHAT you been doin', anyway?

*...ponders that he seemed so far out of reach as to be in need of an 'outreach' program, but then considers that, coming from Kate, the comment could only be sardonic in intention...*

Pretty well, sweetcheeks, honeybun, cutie-pie, 'love' or any of a million other endearments I could throw at you, all of which could still fit into the censored 'Guide, and all of which would understate your true loveliness by an enormous deficit...!

I'd obviously better write a diary entry.

How YOU been, anyway? WHERE you been, anyway? WHAT you been doin', anyway?

Sardonic? Moi?

I saw a post with your name on it, and you seemed very far away, mostly because I've been very far away for a while and therefore get lost very easily...

Anyway! I believe you spoke of a new journal entry, did you not?

*waits eagerly*

*reaches out to hypo*

*struggles...*

I don't know if we can make it cap'n. We just don't have en'ff power!

Perhaps it's because he is very far away? Other side of the world, I believe?

So, hypo, what've you been up to lately? Journal entry, I hear?

Journal entry? I'd like to see that...

*pulls out her bi-noculars and prepares correctly*

*gets out very long stick for a proper prodding this time*

All right then, girls (and bubster)...!

Bewitch the gleaming, stilted eye
And make the unforgiving cry -
Begone, foul mood, and tarry not
Lest mercy make you catch it hot!