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Post 61

Merkin

Oooh No! but Ministry's "Jesus Built my Hotrod" will definately have to feature. smiley - smiley

Maybe some Creedance for the more chilled, dawn cruising moments.

Peta. What do you cruise to? Driver's choice...


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Post 62

Peta

* Love shaaa - ack baby!!! Love shaaa - ack... that's where it's at, love shaa-ack.. that's where its aat!** Dancin an' a singing....Movin and a groovin'...


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Post 63

Bruce

Cruising?
I was sort of hoping for a "leave brains in a bucket at home" speed type thing.

;^)#


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Post 64

Peta

Cruise at dawn. When it's cool grey light. Through the mist by the coast. Speed at midday. Down the Highway. Ooh I feel another song coming on - Can I take 'Hit the Road Jack" not for riding to, but for chilling out to in the evening while we are drinking the Jack Daniels?


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Post 65

Anonymouse

Alex, I'll take

smiley - musicalnote Goin' down a long, lonesome highway smiley - musicalnote

for a thousand, please. smiley - winkeye


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Post 66

Merkin

Ready, sitting comfortably, and holding on smiley - winkeye.


Hey Merkin did you see

Post 67

Merkin

*sigh* True, it's become more of a historical / evolutionary arugment, since as you say, you can hardly argue with someone's faith.


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Post 68

Si

Wearin' next to nothin', 'cause it's hot as an oven? How long are the fringes on that jacket?


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Post 69

Peta

Rev's the engine...at least four times...and once for luck.. Ready bruce?


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Post 70

Bruce

Easy Rider meets Lady Godiva perhaps?

;^)#


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Post 71

Bruce

Throb throb, vrrrrOOOMMM VVVRRRROOoooMMM.


;^)#


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Post 72

Si

Heh, maybe you should hold that thought for one of the limerick threads smiley - smiley


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Post 73

Peta

I knew *someone* would pick up on the next line of that one..... smiley - smiley


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Post 74

Bruce

Another dream come true at h2g2 smiley - winkeye

;^)#


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Post 75

Merkin

*sigh*

Did Barry White do any songs about moterbikes and scantily clad beauties in tassled leathers? smiley - winkeye

*takes cold shower, loads shotgun, and goes off in search of supper*


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Post 76

Anonymouse

*hides the pet squirrels*


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Post 77

Anonymouse

Anymore it's getting to the point where they don't even acknowlege your arguments that it's NOT within their right to shove it down your throat. *sigh*


(Or govern a country based on it... and that's -really- sad. smiley - sadface)


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Post 78

Merkin

They can hide but they can't run. I have my tractor beams on full power. Oh yes, you should not underestimate the power of the dark side. *breathes heavily*


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Post 79

Merkin

Bright light city gonna set my soul
Gonna set my soul on fire
Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn,
So get those stakes up higher
There's a thousand pretty women waitin' out there
And they're all livin' devil may care
And I'm just the devil with love to spare
Viva Las Vegas, Viva Las Vegas
Viva, Viva Las Vegas

smiley - bigeyessmiley - bigeyessmiley - bigeyessmiley - bigeyessmiley - bigeyessmiley - bigeyessmiley - bigeyessmiley - bigeyessmiley - bigeyessmiley - bigeyessmiley - bigeyessmiley - bigeyessmiley - bigeyessmiley - bigeyessmiley - bigeyessmiley - bigeyessmiley - bigeyes


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Post 80

Bruce

Is Barry White's music really that dangerous for pet squirrels?

;^)#


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