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ohh, well congratulations anyway!

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Freshly ironed pants are a godsend!! But worry if you find creases in your jeans.

"So far? Expensive!" Yeah, but think of all the presents!

That's very good. Have you been practising . Why won't anyone argue with us about GMOs? People have no sense of fun.

No but you will if you buy me a Ferrarri !
What colour do you want Mark?

Ahem, 'scuse me for butting in, but if you're still talking Ferraris, there is only one colour.

I don't know. Like I said, I'm amazed how few people steamed in with "it's not natural" or "we shouldn't play god". Very disappointing

I was!

I don't think we have a very high Christian Fundamentalist representation here. Pity, they're usually such fun. Well, I gues we'll just have to find another argument!!

Funny you should say that, but I went charging into the lion's den just the other day. I left 'em some right hooters (e.g. 500 million years is a bit more than a blink) but can only conclude that they were and are asleep.

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?thread=295&forum=513#p64415

Although, as far as I've noticed, wedding pressies are never that exciting - unless endless kitchen equipment floats your boat.

My advice:- send round a list that says "Everyone must buy us Lego"...

Oops.. there goes the Porche! Time for a wagon.

He's right there. Unless it's a Berlinetta, in which case I believe orange is acceptable. Fortunately I don't work far from Maranello's show room, so picking one up should be no problem . Do you prefer vintage or modern?

Monday morning jokery:
Noticing that her husband's relationship with the alluring young miss across the street was becoming more than a little friendly, the suspicious wife awoke one morning to find herself alone in bed. Angered, she dialed her attractive neighbor and bellowed into the phone, "Tell my husband to get his ass across the street."

"Ma'am," a soft, sexy voice replied, "That's where he's been getting it for some time now."

- Fortunately I don't work far from Maranello's show room, so picking one up should be no problem .
- Do you prefer vintage or modern?

Ooh, any except the 308 (GT4 Mondial, I think) that was styled by Bertone and consequently looked like a Fiat X1/9. Hmm... I'll have a Dino, a 250 GTO and a 308 GTS - the most beautiful shape into which steel has ever been pressed (or the lighter, more recent aluminium). Must have an F40?thread="/h2g2/forum/355" >F355s in? I still think it's prettier than the Modena.

(Orange most certainly won't do.)

Hmnn. Now you've lost me - this has turned into a *boys* conversation! I would pick one with a low sleek one, a body hugging interior, probably a vintage one rather than modern one, black leather interior or cream do you think? And of course it has to go as fast as a meteorite but that's a given...

I think you'd better choose your own. http://www.ferrari.com/Automobili/index.asp

Check out the "paint your own ferrari bit". Cream interior would definately be the go.

I could pop over there & help you out on that if you'd like.
Just say the word & I'll pop over with some fire & brimestone.


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Love the paint your own Ferrari! But I have changed my mind, typical woman, Red E-Type Jag- SSN 300. Cream interior. Okay Merkin?

And a bit more from http://www.ferrari.it/

I can feel an article coming on. Sona si Latine loqueris.

Hell no. You cannot have a red jag. The sacrilige. British racing green or nothing. Tsk!

Cream interior's still OK.

Absolutely. There's loads of opportunity for annoyance!!