h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think comedy scurvy is what those old blokes with the bald heads and the knackered teeth that do Gurning competitions have.

Gurning and comedy scurvy ... is this what evil has come to?

It can't be. Remember it's been two years, it will take some time to get into the game and get organised again. Then we will, as in the old days, thrash all evil within inches of their wits.

Speak for your self Dukey, I seem to remember that I wasn't on the same team as you and Vestboy...

Well, I can't remember who was on what side at all, ecept for Giiraffe on evil, and me, Vestboy and Olaf on the good. And I seem to have lost all the threads from back then, so I can't backlog to check...

true - it's a right p**ser not being able to get any of the old threads, some of them really should have been preserved.

Swarmly - Your Master's Home Page seems to have disappeared... Is there a Plot to remove Evil afoot?

Ha ha! Found Evil G, a cunning plot by evil I see and not by the Good.. mwah hah hah...

A plot so cunning that no one knows what is going on, or where ... or why.

I just noticed that they asterixed my pisser, if you see what I mean

Seems to be pretty much a random astrix! Perhaps your second pisser was post watershed? ... if you get my meaning.

I wonder what nationality the asterixers are, although there have been some fairly thorough compilations of swearwords and slang, so maybe I can't have a new sport of sneaking in new and improved and unintelligeble to the unEnglish swearwords.

Joder ... random spanish!

Spanish seems to avoid the astrix!