h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You evil are pathetic! Never will you prevail! I break wind in your general direction!

good god it's been two years and you two are still fighting out that age old battle between good and evil! Hooray!

Hehehe! Long time no see!

Indeed - I was quite busy for a year or two but things are a bit more relaxed at the moment so I thought I'd rejoin the h2g2 community.
What's with the change of name? have you been stripped of your Dukedom or divorced the Duchess or are you incognito or something?
I thing Evil G moved in with a GirlFriend and consequently has hung up his evil hat...

Hah! Mushy bad guys, love gets them every time! BWWWAAAAAHAHAHAAAaaaharklesnort. Ahem.

are you developing some kind of evil Jeckl and Hyde (but both sides are evil) personality crisis? - Like it.

Trying to sneak commercialing my site, but it doesn't work all that well since I'm hardly ever here, so I changed back to good old dukey.

Ermm.. Why are you trying to commercialise it?

I'm a bit irritated that I can't use my original ID and so have a ridiculous fat member number instead of my svelte young one.

Also - Have you SEEN the Evil site someone has set up? Stolen utterly, even a list of good guys and bad guys! Pahh.

It's about time they organise their fights. In our days it was all just about random acts of violence and profanity. Which, of course, was a lot of fun.

Wrong expression on my part. I'm not commercialising it, just advertising. Want people to know it's there and alive, as opposed to Douglas' official site, which has gone completely static.

In our days indeed, but then, that was before the BBC stepped in and made us all be polite to one another for the kidz, Hawk Spit.
It's a real shame that those threads have been scrapped though, some of them were terribly entertaining.

They absolutely were. I miss Olaf and Vestboy. Still have on and off contact with them via email, but nothing ongoing.

The BBC takeover is the main reason I don't come here much.

Thought I'd see if any of the super heroes (good and bad) were around so have inquired at the Choppers headquarters where apparently the superheros hang out..
Hey I remember Olaf and wasn't there a Rat of some description?
Likewise - occasional mail or ICQ contact with EvilG, Vesty and the Prez of Headsnot.
I was answering a thread yesterday and got this reply back saying the woman who was running the article was doing research for TV on the topic, did anyone want to be on the telly? Works for the BBC apparently, I find that vaguley sinister for some reason.

Woman? Article? Topic? I had a late night last night, and a bit of drink, so my brain does not function in it's usual swift manner. What's the story?

It's the front page thread thing on Comfort food - go have a look at them she did a message and posted it on every single thread. The BBC are doing a programme on Comfort Food (I bet that's a cover and they are doing 'Obesity and why people eat too much' really), and thanked people for their contribution and asked if anyone wanted to be on the programme.
I think it's a bit cheeky, she didn't say that was the aim when she submitted the article and it looks like the BBC employers get to have their articles put on the front page above and beyond plebs like us, rant rant spit dribble. Arses me off stuff like that.
Humgover? Ahhh poor thing. I am as sober as a judge, if not more so but looking forward to a weekend of debauchary - meal with mates and beer tonight, bbq with mates and beer tomorrow, Sunday, probably another barbi to finish of the sausages and beer all the guests leave behind...

I am back. In disguise.

Bwa-ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaaa .. etc

Still waiting for them to zap my old account into life.

In the meantime I am going to be Swarming Warmly, sidekick to myself!

I just have to work out haw to write the sound of an evil giggle.

Suggestions?

meh meh tee hee hee hee hee ?
and welcome back! What took you so long?

Are you looking for an explanation or a comedy answer?

Well, it seemed to me that you found love and lost the will to H2G2 but you can explain in terms of derring doo if you so prefer

Coming here, we're ALWAYS looking for comedy answers.

Unnerving to see you again, Giraffy.

Explanation: lack of time.

Comedy: Scurvy.

Although I'm not sure what comedy scurvy is.