h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Boldly gone beyond bi-curious"? Ooh, what have I been missing, you dark horse? I think you need to tell all! I look forward to hearing (by email or in person), unless you think I'm just being nosey in which case tell me to get knotted!

x x F (UT)

Boldly gone beyond in that I'm no longer curious but certain.
No empirical evidence as yet, tho'.

I thought you had lots to tell, sorry! It was that line about "the view is great from here" that did it!

I'm still curious, but I'm certain I'm curious, if that helps! I just told J I would dress as a Nun on Sunday (he mailed me from work to command me to wear whatever he wants when I see you!) I suspect I'll let him win on this occasion - do you mind?

x x F (UT, Choc, and Bi)

do you want some empiriacal evidence - i may be able to arrange an experiment? Sunday?

Ummmmm....

F (UT)

Scheushwsh, where'd you wander in from?

I don't mind what J has commanded you to wear, as long it's not a furry bunny suit or anything. (No Furverts here, thankyou!)
I'm more worried whether you'll like the colour or not. Y'know, the subheader-lines in Classic Goo are about the same colour, maybe a bit lighter...
(ah, we've been over this.)

do you have a preference for what she wears?


d

d=j

so that is where i wondered in from (hope that explains)

d (or j - no preference)

Nope, as long as she has a vest and a clean handkerchief.

You and your big mouth, Mandrake! I know you meant well, but now he suggests that's what I'll be wearing... that's all I'll be wearing!

See you tomorrow in a vest and a handkerchief, then! (Ummm, I don't have a vest. See you in a handkerchief, then! )

x x Fenny (Almost Naked for Corset Donning)

I meant in the motherly sense, i.e. clean handkerchief, warm vest and spotless knickers in case you're in an accident.

Could wish you'd mentioned those earlier! Next time you'll know to ask for a t-shirt, skirt, tights, jumper, cardigan, in addition to "spotless knickers in case you're in an accident."

Hope you don't mind, anyway! The corset is beautiful and wins many awards! And I found it mildly amusing and quite excitingly embarrassing, to wear nobbut a hankie, so I don't mind!

How much shall I put on the cheque to you?

x x F (UT)

I already had £15 for that corset... (and now £25 for the other one) so just another £20.

Sorry - you werent keen on her outfit (hankey) and didn't want to play.

I was lead to believe you might be 'curious' but no worries I will keep my toys to myself in future

btw. G did find wearing that outfit very 'stimulating'.

speak soon

d

as a last comment from me:

at least she found the hanky useful for cleaning sticky fingers on the way home

so not a complete loss

d

Irritating, Embarrassing Man

And who's G? I'm F, here!

Do forgive, please, Mandrake. I'm apologising on his behalf again - but he is fun when you get to know him...

Sticky fingers? Yes, I ate an orange in the car. So who'll believe me? I didn't get my fingers sticky any other way, did I darius?

So - I will post a cheque through to you, but I haven't done yet. Sorry!

x x Fenny (UT)

Only curious about some things.

... or some people? (not me?)

Poor Mandrake, hope you weren't offended!

x x F (UT & Tired)